Poseidon's Dragon

A sexual act involving cunnilingus, where a woman squirts into your mouth with such force and volume, that it comes out of your nose.

I was eating Candy last night when she hit me with Poseidon's Dragon! At least my sinuses are cleared out now.

by CC-Mac May 21, 2021

Poseidon's kiss

When you go to the bathroom and the water splashes your rump after taking a dump.

Hey... did you have a Poseidon's kiss when you were in the washroom?

by Heather Crystal December 28, 2016

possibilitarian

possible - capable of making happen

Become a possibilitarian. No matter how dark things seem to be or actually are, raise your sights and see possibilities. Always see them, for they're always there.
~Norman Vincent Peale

by Jadesqr November 11, 2011

possibilititties

a word used to describe the possibility of getting some action.

Man that group of girls is hot, that's a group of possibilititties right there.

by hokayDave February 13, 2013

Poseidon's teabag

When water splashes back up onto your balls when you drop your shit load in the toilet.

"Great!My balls are all wet from Poseidon's teabag."

by Starkey88 December 11, 2016

the kiss of poseidon

When you are taking a dump and the water splashed up and hits your butt cheek

“Bro I was taking a massive shit when all of the sudden I felt the kiss of Poseidon”

by Idkwtf2namedis February 22, 2018

Pessidog

A 5'6 Ghost who originated in Rosario, Argentina and he loves to pray on 14-year-old girls
How to summon Pessidog
1. Penalty for Argentina - Very popular method especially during the WC in Qatar
2. Eibar - He has terrorized this small innocent city since 2007
3. Curaçao - Only recently spotted there around the end of March 2023
4. Clement Foot - Residents reported scary sightings of pessidog performing a tricycle kick

How to scare it away
1. Shout "UCL finals"
2. Take away its growth hormones
3. Tell it to stop dating 14-year-old girls

Other names:
1. Pessi
2. Fraudionel
3. Rapessi
4. Pedophionel
5. Growth Hormonessi
6. Referessi

My 14-year-old sister was kidnapped and assaulted by pessidog

by honest pessidog fan April 3, 2023