Poser

One who changes their personailty, attitude, and looks based on an influence. The person can also be considered fake. If a sport is involved, a poser may pretend to be good at it. If a clique is involved, the poser may adapt the steriotype style of the clique. Posers are widely disliked throughout... everywhere.

Chris: Dude that fatass Mike can't seriously skate, why does he even try?
Sean: Dude, because he's the biggest poser I know

by Crip Crew December 12, 2008

Poser

Anyone who is a wanna be conformist. Typically call other people posers. Claim to be goth, and hate emos or vamps even though they're all the same.

Slim: Yo you see nooner over there? He is such a Britney and justin wanna be poser.
Bigs: Tru.

by BIEBERHOLE69 March 29, 2015

Poser

Somone who tries to fit in with a group of people. They obviously do not fit in but try their hardest to conform to this group people and usually end up just being a liar and a fake.

Alex tries so hard to fit it with Kara and Kately that she lied about hooking up with JT, just because Kara and Kately are sexually advanced, aka she is being a poser.

by Second star to the left December 17, 2008

Poser

1:Someone who cant skate but pretends that they do
2:Caitlyn

Look at that poser!

by JK Powell June 19, 2017

Poser

A person that believes heavily in cliques or social status, therefore acting differently around other people just to fit in. Posers usually end up having little or no friends in the end, because of these factors.

When people are not around:

Friend: Don't you think Star Wars is better than Titanic?
Poser: Hell yeah.

When people are around:
Friend: Don't you think Star Wars is better than Titanic?
Poser: Dude you're really gay.

by Zenoe May 29, 2010

Poser

An annoying person who pretends to be someone they are not.Some try to act lke they are goth or prep or scene etc.Some are friends that try to act like you usually because they think you are cool.These types of posers usually have low self esteem or daddy issues.The second kind of posers are the most annoying as they will try to do everything you do or buy whatever you buy.

Poser:Look at my new DC shoes and Hollister hoody!They are just like Sally's!
Person:Shut the fuck up poser.

by ohw2000 August 13, 2012

Poser

Someone that claims to have gotten street smart from growing up on the back streets of somewhere like Orange County or Montana or claims to be a student of human behavior to sound more alert, studious and socially conscious than they actually are, since they're always asking people around them what the fuck is going on. All this is really a defense mechanism to hide the dork beneath the surface. Another one of their favorite defense mechanisms is to imitate someone that other people might describe as unbearable, thinking that by imitating somebody like that, they become somebody like that in actuality.

The poser was none of what he/she claimed to be, but knew that if he/she started being himself/herself, nobody would want to be around him/her, and nobody would want him/her around (except possibly other like minded posers).

by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021