jesse:i wish i was popular like amy and katie
ryan:ya i wish you were too that way i could talk to you in public instead of just screwing you on thursday nights when your parents arent home and i sneak over here.
jesse:you could just talk to me in public anyways
ryan:are you fucking dumb? you may be pussy but im not willing to ruin my chances with amy or katie for your stupid ass
jesse:you have no chances with amy or katie
ryan:so? i still would never be caugh dead in public with you...now go throw up that nutragrain bar before you gain a pound.
jesse:fine

popular by findingscreamo52 January 31, 2005

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Also see: Trash, Sucks, etc. Being popular sucks. Everyone will know your name (unless some don’t pay attention to that garbage). But then people like to stalk, and I personally don’t want that. Then, once you become popular, it’s next to impossible to stop being popular. Also, if you are, most popular people think it’s o.k. to look down on everyone that isn’t on the same popularity level, then since you have been nice to your superiors, your superiors won’t believe a complaint from someone who was being harassed. When I was in 6th grade, I had a friend who kept getting bullied by “popular kids”, he was telling me he was thinking about suicide because he started thinking all the comments behind his back about him “being a worthless sack of s***”, and that “Nobody cares about him”. Thankfully, however, that friend got help from counselors, and is now alright. But anyways, being popular sucks! If you currently are popular, check yourself, and be sure that you aren’t hurting anyone, especially emotionally. Hitler was screwed up because of being emotionally abused. That still doesn’t justify the reason he murdered 6,000,000 people for existing.

All the comments in quotations above were actual words uttered out of “popular kids” mouths, about someone. This is why I despised the people that did this, and currently why I despise those people today.

Popular by Lol u don’t need to no mah nam December 25, 2019

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People who WILL rule the world, and WILL become idol figures of society. Why? Because even if they are unskilled dolts, they have something you pimply-faced squibs don't have, charisma.

Charisma is the magnetic attraction that makes populars, popular. You can flaunt your overpriced cheesy college education however you like, but once the popular enters the scene, his sheer dead-sexiness will acquire him that management job, cutting the floor beneath your pasty ass. They are natural leaders, you are not.

If you can't become a popular based on your looks and desirable personality, there's always a faster and more effective way, being a bully. They'll think twice before they cross your line-of-sight again.

Hot-legged Office Secretary: Well Mr. Wong, everything seems to be in order here.

Socially Inept Geek: And may I inquire you to have a personal appointment with me at the annual Californian Astrocon Cosplay Convention? Wear spandex *wink* *wink*

Hot-legged Office Secretary: Security!

20 Minutes Later, candidate for interview #34 shows up

Ex-high school popular: Duhm, do you have an application?

Hot-legged Office Secretary: How about I invite you into a steamy 30 minute session of casual office sex?

Ex-high school popular: Life has never been so easy! Out of the way nerd!

He kicks the unconcious Socially Inept Geek aside, pushes all of the office items off the desk and closes the door

popular by C Tan December 28, 2005

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