Squirty Penguin Poops

A more discreet way of indicating that you have diarrhea (especially if you refer to it by the acronym SPP).

Kid: I can't go to school today Mom... I've got squirty penguin poops.

Mother: You've got what?

Kid: You know... SPP.

Mother: Oh. OK. You can find the Pepto Bismol in the bathroom cabinet.

by DontCallMeMom December 3, 2013

Period poops

Right before and during your period. Your body acts like it is giving all the warning signs of omg we need to poop. Go go go. This is usually when most women discover they’ve started their period.

Girl, I can’t make it tonight. I got the period poops. Fr fr.

by Keepinitrealsince88 December 31, 2019

everyone poops

the greatest fucking book ever written. it tells about how everyone poops

everyone poops is an awesome book.

by daniel fucking lee September 22, 2006

Pokosexual

An Obsession involving Poker and Homosexual Butt fucking.Also a sexual fetish, where multiple men meet up in a confined room and have gay sex with each other while playing Texas hold'em. Or in Poko terms Texas poke'em.Weed smoking is also common during a Pokosexual experience, but many would agree they just like to drink a few beer, and go all in.
Note: It has been reported that some pokos actually sleep on poker tables.

Johnny:"Man that poko is walking funny"
Stewart:"yeah he must of been up late playing Pokem Last night"
Johnny:"Poor guy his butt cheeks must be sore"
Stewart:"Once a Pokosexual always a Pokosexual"

by Moe Sizlak October 19, 2006

poops

Poops is this kid I went to high school with who pooped his pants in 6th grade and ever since then everyone calls him poops.

Hey poops why'd you poop yourself?

by Don Smelhorn April 2, 2003

ponos

Humorous misspelling of the word "penis." Comes from a translation of a Fate/Stay Night parody comic, where the translators kept the Japanese convention of using circles to edit out certain letters of certain words; the self-censored term for "penis" thus appeared as "p•n•s", and conceivably as "ponos," "pOnOs" or "p0n0s" - all variations which have been used on the internet. Usually used in conjunction with another similarly censored term, vagooo.

Put your ponos up to my vagooo and j-JAM IT IN! (Actual usage from the original Fate/Stay Night parody)

by Michael Whatsit April 10, 2007

PONOS

The Japanese company that made the best game ever, The Battle Cats.

PONOS Co. Is the best game developer ever!

by Castaway cat August 20, 2019