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poonta vista

a location from which vast quantities of poon may be readily viewed
frat boy 1: dude where r u going for spring break?
frat boy 2: duh, poonta vista. how bout u?
by drpoonandtheteenangels April 20, 2009
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poofter stick

The spider, as used in a game of pool (it's like a cue except with a plastic X on the end) which is used for making shots where it is difficult to lean across the table. Called the poofter stick, as it takes the easy way out.

By convention, if a player uses the poofter stick and fails to sink their shot, then the stick is automatically named after that player. Their name remains attached to the stick until another player misses a shot.
Craig: Ball's too far away. I'm gonna use the poofter stick.

(He misses the shot; later)

Bill: Pass the Craig Stick.
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
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poofter

you fucking poofter!
by UnKnown February 13, 2003
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poontang

The center of the universe. Part of a female's body located between her legs that is reason why all wars are ever fought. If you aren't getting it you want it, and if you are, it's never enough. Often times it used as the noun in sentence because, let's face it, often times us guys don't care what's all around the poontang as long as it is willing to provide us access to this magical land of wander
"Let's go get us some poontang!"
by JtothaC March 13, 2005
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poontard

A person who involuntarily acts stupid in the presence of women.
He turns into a complete poontard when he is around her.
by Splatterhauz March 16, 2008
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Poontangrage

When a bro has been snagging all the poon he can handle. Involves getting poontang on a daily basis.
Bro 1: Dude ive been on a major poontangrage lately
Bro 2: Oh really bro?
by Masterofpoon September 11, 2011
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poontang pie

the vagina
As you are all cognizant of, there are many slices of pie from which to choose...apple pie, coconut custard pie, Boston Creme pie, lemon meringue pie, pizza pie, but nothing is better than a nice succulent slice of the ol'
poontang pie!!!
by weave March 20, 2003
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