Poonapping

v. This is for when you're in the middle of a long shift, you can't stay awake, and you're in between breaks. You go to the restroom to take a dump, and while you're there you fall asleep on the toilet for a 20 minute power nap. You then walk out of the restroom refreshed and relieved, and nobody can write you up for sleeping on the job.

Zac: I can't keep my eyes open.

Drew: Could you drop a deuce?

Zac: Yeah, I could poop...

Drew: You should take a poonap.

~poonapping

by mtfrkl March 11, 2015

poonany pie

A sex feast consisting of the best pussy you've ever had the pleasure to smash, lick, munch, eat, pile drive, bone, make love to, etc.

"Man, I just boned the tightest, wettest poonany pie last night!"
"That there poonany pie is some GOOD pie."

by KnowledgeKicks May 2, 2008

poopacabra

A chupacabra of crap.

A shit so hideously monstrous that it would scare villagers.

I was in the bathroom wrenching out a poopacabra.

by moooooog35 February 21, 2011

poonano

The vagina of a dwarf.

I went to the circus to scope out the poonano...

by pgg February 25, 2009

poohnani

n: Polular term for the female genitalia.

I like to eat da' poohnani.

by harveyzane August 11, 2003

Poonag

According to T9 cellphone dictionaries, it is the correct spelling of "smooch".

"I am going to give my girlfriend a big poonag"

by Herpaderp September 20, 2009

poonany

1.A slang word for a females vagina that began as poon-tang and then was said to inbreds who added a little southern lip to to become poonany.

2.Also a raunchy Blues singer/musician who really hasn't yet hit the big time.

1. "Hey Cletus, I just put my sausage in Betty-annes poonany."

2. "Poonany is one good Blues musician."

by slopass December 12, 2003