policy debate

best f-ing thing ever. the 2005-2006 topic is: Resolved: The United States federal government should substantially
decrease its authority either to detain without charge or to search
without probable cause.

My favorite arg: Foucault, baby. Debaters are generally smarter than you, hotter than you, bigger than you, badder than you, and generally better than you in any way imagineable. especially policy debaters. Big shout out to all my TOC homies out there GOOD LUCK.

policy debate = hot shit.

by kritik_all_the_way May 1, 2005

Policy Debate

The most legit debate. Not only is it extremly difficult to master, it is extremly expensive with tubs, expandos, copier paper, and a constant supply of caffeine. Don't forget the evidence (cards). Valley's number one specialty. one On the Debate Scale it is ranked number one.

"You can't Policy Debate even if all you had to do was read the cards!"

by Policy Novice May 13, 2005

Policy Debate

A school ordained activity in which you call someone a racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic asshole for trying to come up with a plan to make the world a better place.

Policy Debate is truly a hellhole for anyone who wishes to have a legitimate discussion about government actions and their consequences. You will be hit so quickly with Ks calling you a fascist pig that you won't have time to count all the "Feel the Bern" stickers on your judge's backpack and computer.

by xXSlim_ShadyXx July 9, 2017

No Shame Policy

To talk on the phone in the bathroom while sitting on the toilet without any regrets or feelings of embarrassment, even while flushing.

Yo Isaac, I was totally implementing the No Shame Policy at the Washington airport when I called you yesterday.

by Eener-weener September 30, 2008

policy

An excuse to do what you want to do, regardless how senseless it is.

All you have to do is get a committee to approve it.

by Downstrike September 28, 2004

Velvet rope policy

In the gaming world, a velvet rope policy is when an end-user pays money to gain an unfair advantage over others who don't pay to play.

Pay $5 a month to get turns at a faster rate? No thanks. Fucking velvet rope policy...

by Jon Ace March 30, 2009

Clean Slate Policy

When someone is fired or quits a job, everything that goes wrong or is found broken in the next two weeks that the fired/quit person could have possibly touched gets blamed on that person. Can also be used as a cover for missing items.

Hey, james was fired this morning. So if you have work that you diddnt do recently, blame him, its our on site clean slate policy.

by Cubis_Max September 12, 2009