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Pomp and stance

An abbreviation for “pomp and circumstance,” referring to acts of frivolity and unnecessary ceremony
Paul and Mary’s dog has no pomp and stance.
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Pomp Wood

The best term that has ever been created and immediately forgot. Its Athenian for jew me low why you un back. Makes women explode just hearing the term.
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Pomp

To fart on someone repeatedly if you have enough gas in your body for minutes or hours or even a whole day to make them feel sick or to pee/poop themselves in a really funny and sometimes gross way.
Also means to oppose someone in a way that makes them feel they don’t want to be here anymore.
Teacher: Ok Johnson Greeves, you are going to pomp on a girl called Idgie for 20 minutes. YOU CANNOT STOP.
*he pomps on her for 20 minutes until she gets sick*
Johnson: Well then, Idgie, do you feel sick now? I ate 10 gallons of beans this week! BEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Idgie: Yeah… That… is pretty much disgusting and weird… I mean, farting on people for 20 whole minutes until they gget sick… I saw a lot of people do it with a lot of women AND men and they either soiled or wetted themselves or vomited everywhere. The people who, well, POMPED at them all laughed at the end.
Johnson: Well it’s funny, more people should get into it! I’m gonna tell Jackie, Milo, Cece, and Kayleigh-Rose to try this out…
Idgie: Argh, not them…
Johnson: Yes them! PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH! I’m gonna do it tomorrow!
Idgie: Well, ok, suit yourself, I hope you’ve had fun. I’m going back to sixth form.
by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025
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