bonus points

Points that you offer to people in a last resort to convince someone. Usually ends up failing, but its always a good effort.

Guy 1: Dude you'll get bonus points if go slap that girl's ass.
Guy 2: What are you retarded?
Guy 1: I'll give you a dollar.
Guy 2: How about no?
Guy 1: How about a dollar AND bonus points?
Guy 2: Deal.

by PrivCaboose March 25, 2008

Swag Points

A system of points that measures how swagful or dope someone is. Whenever a person does something swag worthy they are rewarded with swag points. however if they do something uncool, they lose points. (Somewhat Like Cool Points)

This guy just just fucked two bomb sluts on the same day, "thats major swag points son!"

by KidSwagg October 29, 2010

goth points

what you get for anything that could be considered goth

kid: OMG!!! you totally get fifty thousand goth points for that vampire outfit!!!
goth: fuck you.

by gothman June 20, 2008

pointy elbows

A stock reply to the question of whether a woman is hot. Either the guy is being sarcastic, or he is gay.

Guy1: Dude, I would so hit Jessica Alba multiple times until she cried for mercy.
Guy2: Meh, she has pointy elbows.

by FuzzyBB July 19, 2009

internet points

The "points" on reddit.com, also known as upvotes and downvotes.

Every post on reddit.com gets "internet points."

by Benedict Cumberbatch October 22, 2013

experience points

A type of drug more addictive than crack and nicotine by a factor of infinity. A unit to measure the march of our meaningless lives. Progress, digitized and palpable. The currency of the soul. The slow triumph against entropy. The basic human need.

When we die, those who have collected enough xp will become one with the mind of god.

See also level-up

187349 xp till next level.
934937 xp till apotheosis.

Says the sage Vatsayana:
"In life, there is no DING to assure us of the fruits of our labor. But do not falter my son. You need not turn to the darkness of RPG's. The true DING comes from within."

by PISTOLsINstack July 25, 2004

talking points

Political and Moral sign posts for the walking dead.

1) I tried to reason with my mother but it seemed her entire vocabulary had been reduced to a few trite talking points she had heard from the Bills (O'Reilly and Crystal). I had learned to aim for the head when shooting zombies, and now was no time for mistakes.
2) The make-up man did a remarkable job of hiding the bite wounds on the president, but that odd speech rhytm and blathering talking points were a dead give-away. The camera hid the mangled hand, but you could see the rotting flesh on the live feed.

by Pantaloon January 15, 2008