poor thing

A phrase used to denote sympathy for someone, usually in moment of misfortune for said person.

Dave: I'm not feeling so great today. My hamster of five years passed away this morning.
Lisa: Oh you poor thing! I'm so sorry for your loss.
poor baby

by TurtleChelleFromHell02 September 16, 2016

poor mans crack

Pure nicotine added to a cigarette. Nobody should ever do this.

Billy got a bottle of pure nicotine so that he can make poor mans crack. Dumb-ass.

by cbubbles40 June 18, 2011

Poor Man's Bouquet

-noun

1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.

2. Also known as the "PMB."

1. "It was Valentine's Day and Bruce was a little low on cash; wisely he opted out of buying some cheesy flowers. Bruce knocked on his girlfriends door and presented her with a magnificent Poor Man's Bouquet."

2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."

by Spineripper18 March 12, 2011

a poor waif in his underwear

people who blow their cover as Kremlin propagandists

He called him"a poor waif in his underwear", so he's definitely not a native English speaker

by saint-G July 28, 2023

podnored

To be ignored by a person with the aid of an ipod or similar device. Generally people podnore to escape other wise awkward confrontations or conversations.

"Man, I saw Jill walking in my direction, I didn't want to have an awkward conversation so I just wipped out my Ipod and podnored her."

"Dave sat next to me in science class today, I tried to make some small talk but he just podnored me."

by mepuka November 27, 2007

poor man's std test

A cheap way to find out what you may or may not have caught from having sex, comprised of having unprotected sex with a girl, then calling her a week later and telling her that your ex girlfriend called and said she tested positive for HIV. The fear caused by this little white lie will incite said girl to go get checked out. Within a week she will call you and let you know what you have or don't have.

Guy 1: "Man. I really wish I had health insurance."

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "I've been with so many whores lately, I'd be surprised if I didn't have something, and I can't afford to go to the doctor to get checked out."

Guy 2: "Well now you can thanks to the Poor Man's STD Test!"

by nacko420 July 5, 2010

pedorphins

Endorphins that are activated in your feet to block the pain from dancing the night away in ill-fitting shoes. Once the dancing stops, and the pedorphins wear off, you may find you are crippled for life.

Brian: "Why are you walking like a cripple? You were dancing up a storm a minute ago."
Linda: "That was before the pedorphins wore off. Now that I've stopped, my feet are killing me."
Brian: "I suggest that you keep on dancing then."

by vegasnow January 7, 2012