texas potato chip

cum on a girls face right before she goes to sleep.

then when she wakes up, she peels it off and eats it.
texas potato chip

That b*tch ate a home grown texas potato chip

by t-rexxx November 27, 2009

California Potato Chip

When semen lands on leather upholstry, dries, and is able to be peeled off resembling a potato chip.

My boyfriend has been up to something because I found a california potato chip on his leather sofa.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

Hollywood Potato Chip

A slang term for dried semen on an article of clothing or other fabric which, when peeled off, resembles a potato chip.

No matter how much Janet said she loved me and would do anything for me, she simply would not eat my Hollywood Potato Chip.

by Aysee September 16, 2006

mashed potato convention

Telling some one about a mashed potato convention Will instantly make them think "Who the fuck would take the time to set up a mashed potato convention". Then upon Explaining it to them will increasingly want to go. The need to go will become so strong that when they figure out there is no mashed potato convention they are very depressed.

you: Hey have you heard about the Mashed potato convention coming up?

Friend: No theres no such thing as a mashed potato convention.

You: yeh there is theres over 89 mash potato flavors plus a king of the potato contest were you get to try all the mashed potato.

Friend: Really that sounds so fucking dumb but i really want to go to this were is it?

You theres no mashed potato convention you retard.

by Jason Rodd May 5, 2011

mexican potato chip

when a man cums on a girls face, leaves it to dry, and peels it off later as a cum chip

Debbie: I ate my boyfriends mexican potato chip last night.

by clusterslugs March 9, 2009

potato chaser

A (typically) Asian woman who only dates caucasian males, typically Americans.

'Li is such a potato chaser, she passed up a date with Akiro for that loser Jake'

by Adalius February 13, 2009

couch potato chic

Something worn around the house that would not be considered 'street chic' but would be considered cute, comfy, or homey.

or

Something worn outdoors that seems like exclusively at home attire.

John: Oh my gosh Kate, what are you wearing?

Kate: It's a new coat I bought, street chic don't you think?

John: God no, it's far from street chic but is as couch potato chic as it gets, remove the two top buttons and it's a bathrobe!

by Ozla November 12, 2009