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Pubertic

Pubertic, sometimes spelled Pu🅱️ertick, is a term coined by Charlie on 12/4/17. Pubertic is a term that is synonymous with pubescent. Pubertic is used with seventh grade students who are prone to voice cracks, middle school relationships, acne, and greasy underarm and facial hair.
Have you seen Ezra?
Yeah, he's so pubertic.
by banbam December 5, 2017
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Joe The Plumber

euphemism for an idiot, or someone who speaks without any knowledge of what they claim to be a professional of. Unlicensed, unqualified and uninformed. A dufus.
My neighbor is Joe The Plumber, he's been talking about buying a business worth a quarter of a million when he barely has two quarters to rub together. He's not even a licensed plumber.
by Stalin for time February 23, 2009
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joe the plumber syndrome

See "joe the plumber" if you don't know him.

A person who votes against his own economic interest, like joe the plumber, has "joe the plumber syndrome".
If you are middle class and vote for Mitt romney, you just have joe the plumber syndrome.
by wblol August 26, 2012
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Puberty

the time where boys become horndogs and girls become sluts. really weird and crazy things happen during this time. its weird effect lasts on kids from around age 12 through 18. boys' winnies go from carrot to aubergine. girls grow boobs and hips and bleed uncontrollably every month for the next 3-4 decades or so. boys get taller and bigger and get a deeper voice thinking they'll become like john cena just to end up looking and sounding like a monster. both girls and boys get pimples on their face that may or may not be temporary (come every once in a while due to changes in hormonal levels). the pimples that are always there are caused by a skin condition called acne. boys grow a shit ton of hair practically everywhere on the body, but the most visible one is on the face. girls also grow hair but on less parts and in less amounts. both boys and girls also think about whatever makes them horny 24/7 such as a crush and wank off. basically, you morph into a horny gorilla. it's a pretty weird time. for some people this is more intense than others, the people with 7 crushes and that sleep with 20 people from their school per day or wank off 57 times per day.
-Hey *voice crack* do *voice crack* you *voice crack* wanna *voice crack* come *voice crack* over *voice crack* today *voice crack* to *voice crack* play *voice crack* video *voice crack* games? *huge voice crack*
-Damn bro, good luck

Puberty
by mrbeast167 May 1, 2022
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Joe The Plumber

"Joe the Plumber," aka Joe Wurzelbacher referred to in the 2008 presidential election was used as a tool by McCain to make Obama appear as if he were raising taxes for the common man.

In actuality, under Obama's economic plan, "Joe The Plumber" would only be taxed if his company made over $250,000 a year.

McCain used this as spin to confuse undecided voters that Obama was taxing "Middle America" when in actuality he promises not to raise taxes for 95% of Americans.
McCain: "Your going to tax Joe the Plumber"
Obama: "I Only if he's making over 1/4 of a Million dollars a year"
by Woodenfox February 20, 2009
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Plumbers ass

The act of having ones ass crack visible over the top of their pants. Often seen in women wearing low rider jeans. Derived from fat plumbers whose asses creeped out of the back of their pants as they fixed the sink.
She should at least wear a thong so we sdon't have to see that plumbers ass.
by Websters English Dictionary January 25, 2004
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Puberty

time in the life of a guy where he experiences multifunction penis frequently resulting in addictive behavior or frequent nocturnal emissions concomitantly magnifying interest in women

period wherein orgasm pleasure increases in duration and intensity every few weeks, ejaculation distance broadens while the penis expands in length and circumference, growth in ball volume, height, and weight, deepening of voice. For some this requires an upgrade from boxers to boxer briefs.
puberty yields a growth in physical and metaphysical dimensions
by Matters Expansive November 7, 2012
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