playstation 3

an inferior gaming system compared to the x box 360. known best for having lame-ass japanese fighting games as the main profit. (devil may cry 4).
while the rest of the world is playing AWESOME games like halo 3 ODST, the playstation gamers are stuck with pussy ass titles like naruto storm, and Eternal Sonata.

x box owner 1: Broheem, we gonna play some Halo 3 ODST firefight tonight?

x box owner 2: Hell yes broseph! we gonna get the vidmaster challenges, yay recon!!!

playstation 3 owner: im gonna go play Naruto.....

(x box owners point and laugh, then skip away to go kill the covenant)

by i cant find an unused name! October 2, 2009

playstation 3

A blu-ray player with a mediocre game console surrounding it.

Playstation 3 sucks.

by bewareoblivionisathand March 11, 2007

playstation 3

A somewhat large, shiny, and expensive novelty paperweight.

Joe: Hey man, you gonna play your Wii this weekend?
Jack: What're you talking about? I can't even find a Wii anywhere, you idiot!
Joe: Hey, what's that ginormous thing on your desk?
Jack: Ah, it's called a PlayStation 3. See, I needed something to hold down all my extra money—so I went out and bought this thing. Turns out once I bought it, I actually didn't need it anymore.

by L. Adam July 20, 2008

playstation 3

Probably one of the crappiest, shittiest, shits i have ever heard of and seen. First of all, what the hell is sony doing in the gaming buisness? Second of all, why does a system need a dvd player? ("But the ps3 can change into birthstone colors every month! That is sooooo cool") BULLSHIT! Who gives a shit about a system that can change color. Big deal. I take shits that have better color than that.

Now that the sony playstation 3 can play dvds, subsitute as a computer, change colors every month, will it wipe my ass, trim my hair and do brain surgery?

by Harsh_Critic March 26, 2005

playstation 3

An overly priced peace of junk, it is sony's next gen console that is way overpriced for wat it can do, it copied things from the wii and 360 which shows how pathetic sony is they cant even make their own fricken ideas! seriously if u want a next gen console get a xbox 360 or nintendo wii they are way better and dont cost as goddamn much!

Brandon: OMG!!!! i got a PLAYSTATION 3!!!!
Isaac: Jeez dude u bought one of those overpriced pieces of junk.
Nick:Yeh man u could of got a 360 or wii,they are better and cheaper u must be on drugs dude.

by Mr. Blarg December 9, 2008

playstation 3

A piece of shit that will mark the end of the video game industry as we known it, of course it will sell as well if not better than previous playstation models and kill Nintendo once and for all, leaving another arse-ramming company microsoft as the only other machine left in the console arena.

"Sorry Honey, I killed the orignal games market"

by Madmanjock January 23, 2005

PlayStation 3

A gaming console that causes people to fail three or more semesters of college.

Also known to cause seizures.

College Dude 1: "Hey dude, I just spent the last 17 hours obliterating the new God of War game on my PlayStation 3."

College Dude 2: "Dude, we had a Thermodynamics final today."

College Dude 1: "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude..."

*sad face*

by Jooooooey November 6, 2012