A gaming console that causes people to fail three or more semesters of college.
Also known to cause seizures.
College Dude 1: "Hey
dude, I just spent the last 17 hours obliterating the new
God of War game on my
PlayStation 3."
College Dude 2: "
Dude, we had a
Thermodynamics final today."
College Dude 1: "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude..."
*sad face*