coffee placenta

A coffe filter full of damp coffee grounds after you have brewed a pot.

Dude, PLEASE toss the coffee placenta after you make a pot. It gets gross and grows mold if you leave it in there!

coffee placenta by vasking November 20, 2009

poo placenta 

the small hard stool that proceed the birth of a seven pound turd

"where's the khazi old boy, I can feel the poo placenta beginning to dislodge!"

poo placenta by dan"da"man January 4, 2010

Placebo placenta

When a girl has an abortion, but they leave in the placenta, so anytime she pees she thinks the placenta comes out, even though it actually doesn't

She had a placebo placenta after her third abortion of Josh w's baby

Placebo placenta by J768977i9 May 24, 2016

Placebo placenta

When a girl has an abortion, but they leave in the placenta, so anytime she pees she thinks the placenta comes out, even though it actually doesn't

She had a placebo placenta after her third abortion of Josh w's baby

Placebo placenta by J768977i9 May 24, 2016

Purple placenta 

When a man face fucks you for an hour and a half and only fucks you for 9 minutes.

Ariel: last night I was trying to get dicked down but I only ended up getting fucked for nine minutes
Stacy: you can only suck up for 30 mins or he’ll leave you with a purple placenta

Purple placenta by Becky Bitch July 14, 2019

dog with a placenta 

BITCH the definition of a bitch is a female dog, only female dogs have placentas.

This dog with a placenta is trying to get me to lay down and sleep.

dog with a placenta by 916kayte May 30, 2023

Dog with a placenta 

Bitch

The way you can call a female human a bitch without being vulgar
If anyone ever refers to you as a dog with a placenta chances are they are calling you a bitch on the under this dog with a placenta

This dog with a placenta is trying to get me to sleep

Dog with a placenta by 916kayte May 30, 2023