coffee placenta

A coffe filter full of damp coffee grounds after you have brewed a pot.

Dude, PLEASE toss the coffee placenta after you make a pot. It gets gross and grows mold if you leave it in there!

by vasking November 20, 2009

poo placenta

the small hard stool that proceed the birth of a seven pound turd

"where's the khazi old boy, I can feel the poo placenta beginning to dislodge!"

by dan"da"man January 4, 2010

Placebo placenta

When a girl has an abortion, but they leave in the placenta, so anytime she pees she thinks the placenta comes out, even though it actually doesn't

She had a placebo placenta after her third abortion of Josh w's baby

by J768977i9 May 24, 2016

Placebo placenta

When a girl has an abortion, but they leave in the placenta, so anytime she pees she thinks the placenta comes out, even though it actually doesn't

She had a placebo placenta after her third abortion of Josh w's baby

by J768977i9 May 24, 2016

Purple placenta

When a man face fucks you for an hour and a half and only fucks you for 9 minutes.

Ariel: last night I was trying to get dicked down but I only ended up getting fucked for nine minutes
Stacy: you can only suck up for 30 mins or he’ll leave you with a purple placenta

by Becky Bitch July 14, 2019

Dog with a placenta

Bitch

The way you can call a female human a bitch without being vulgar
If anyone ever refers to you as a dog with a placenta chances are they are calling you a bitch on the under this dog with a placenta

This dog with a placenta is trying to get me to sleep

by 916kayte May 30, 2023

dog with a placenta

BITCH the definition of a bitch is a female dog, only female dogs have placentas.

This dog with a placenta is trying to get me to lay down and sleep.

by 916kayte May 30, 2023