pity upvote

The action of up-voting a thread on reddit that is performing poorly out of pity.

"I wasn't going to upvote this thread, but I noticed it hardly has any upvotes, so I threw it a pity upvote".

by Dildo Commander November 20, 2015

pity invite

An invitation given to someone only out of sympathy or pity. Usually given right before an event, so the other person is very unlikely to attend.

When Daryl gave us that last-minute pity invite to tonight's party, we knew he didn't want us there.

by tcornsimp January 14, 2008

pity sex

When girls have sex with guys because they feel bad for them.

Taras only banging Jack becuase his dad just died.

by Sandra Loon September 16, 2005

Pitman method

The act of opening a banana from it's opposite end, commonly chipping away at it's darkened stub with your thumbnails, then peeling it back per usual.

The benefit of this is that If the top of the banana is acting particularly stubborn, the Pitman method prevents damage to the banana and/or requiring the use of exterior tools to open the banana successfully.

Consoquently, the Bottom of the banana can become equally, if not more, damaged. But I know at least two people, including myself, who choose to discard of the bottom bit, as it's got a slightly bitter bit at the very end.

Birrell: "Hot dang, my Banana simply won't peel!"

Jay: "You clown, use the Pitman method!"

Birrell: "I'm simply astounded!"

Jay: "You're keen as!"

by James Birrell April 24, 2008

pity friend

A friend who you don't really care for, but you talk to them out of pity. You're probably looking to dump them nicely. They probably only have you as a friend and are super clingy.

My pity friend has smelly hair and chews with her mouth open.

by TreeFlailer December 24, 2014

Pity Porn

Any theatric or cinematic style intended to overwhelm the viewer with a sense of pity or sympathy. An over-the-top version of pulling at one's heart strings. A tear-jerker on steroids ... Quite possibly done in a very formulaic style.

My girlfriend loves that show "intervention". She is SO addicted to pity porn.

by Tidytalker September 23, 2015

cock pita

When a guy has such large testicles in relationship to his penis, he is then able to fold the skin all the way around his junk. Giving the impression of a 'cock pita'.

Amanda asked Jay, "What's for lunch?" and Jay said, "How about a cock pita?"

by richardstarkey October 19, 2010