pissappointed

(adj): the state of being both annoyed and let down by the failure of expectations to be met, as termed by writer Amanda Roth Morin.

I was pissappointed that the store didn't have the item after the clerk on the phone assured me it was in stock.

by MeetBrandon December 13, 2010

Pissability

A debilitating condition in which the sufferer must use the bathroom several times a day. Very common among young people. More common to occur outside of the home.

Guy 1: Man, I gotta take a piss

Guy 2: Dude, I think you have a really bad pissability

Guy 1: Shit, I thought I was over it months ago!

by ThatGuy1010101 August 13, 2011

Pissangulation

When attempting to urinate in the toilet pan, or urinal, the stream of one's piss breaks into two distinct sub-streams. The result of this phenomenon being that meaningful aim is rendered impossible - ultimately causing piss covered feet, yellow stained trousers or damp knees. The name is derived from the triangle formation of the streams - the angle of which, combined with the aimer's height results in a mathematical impossibility for accuracy.

Fuck, I've got an important presentation and pissangulation has caused me to wet my buff coloured strides and suede shoes - I look like an incontinent fool.

by normanstanleyfletcher April 18, 2015

Pissbaby

a bitch boy

"throwback to when I somehow managed to go to the bathroom in my dream and piss all over my bed while my girlfriend was sleeping next to me and we had just gotten the mattress and had no sheets on it and then I cleaned it up without waking her up and acted like nothing happened"

"what the fuck? you're such a pissbaby "

by lolsikebitcj July 23, 2020

pisstank

(verb) to drink beer in excess
(noun) a sot/drunkard

(verb) "Let's go get a couple of sixpacks and pisstank."
(noun) "Charlie, you're nothing but an old pisstank."

by ahti koski November 28, 2003

pissbag

Someone who amounts to nothing more than an object that could be used for urination. Usually someone that has no real friends but still seems to follow a group of people around, even though they are unwanted there.

That new kid is such a pissbag

by fishinapie June 28, 2008

pissappointed

A combination of being pissed off AND disappointed.

The dad was pissappointed when his son failed the class.

by DJ Lars January 10, 2009