Pissin' Jackin'

The action in which a man pisses while ejaculating. Can be done by pissin' and jackin'; sometimes seen with two hands waving in a furious frenzy. Quite dangerous. Referred to in short by "PJ".

Andrew was so enticed by the Showerman that he started pissin' jackin'.

by Christopher "The Shower" Man August 18, 2010

pissing in the ocean

a futile attempt; an act which will have very little or no consequence; a very small proportion of the whole

Trying to stop illegal downloading by arresting individual college students is like pissing in the ocean - there is no way they can arrest millions of internet-users.

by wube October 27, 2007

Pissing About

Not being sensible. Doing something pointless while others are trying to get things done. Or just wasting peoples time in any sense.

"James, stop pissing about! I'm trying to get a very important despatch out!"

"Don't have a go at me, Steve's not even at work today, at least I'm doing something!"

"Checking for drugs and porn in the lockers isn't helping!"

by Wingy July 17, 2006

pissing in my cheerios

this is used as an alternative way to say that someone ruined the moment or your day.

"check out this girl I went out with last night, isn't she fine?"

"Ehhh, she's not all that"

"Damn bro, thanks for pissing in my cheerios!"

by Mliton and Alex February 9, 2008

Pissing Station

A place of urination, preferably the den, and/or wishing well.

"Dude i'll open their door and piss in their den."

Den is eqivalent to pissing station in this case.

by Aoeo October 15, 2009

Pissing in your pocket

To give someone an insincere compliment. A nice warm feeling in their pants.

"You have skills, I can't see how you didn't get that promotion ". (you don't have skills your a shit bloke really..just pissing in your pocket.)

by mr psuedonym April 9, 2015

Pissing on the Moooon

A famous line from the sonic adventure 2 fandub about eggman dissing shadow he hedgehog for posting his nudes on twitter dot com

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

by hey shitass October 28, 2020