Piss baby

Someone being annoying, ignorant, or stupid.
Usually the person is named Hayden Bartholomew Kirkland

Someone: Stop being a piss baby.
Them: Shut up I’m not a piss baby

by Lil_cum_shot October 8, 2023

Piss baby

The bloating that occurs on a woman's abdomen when she has a full bladder. Often times after sex a woman will have to pee really bad from the stimulation, which can create a piss baby. It's called a piss baby because it makes her abdomen swell, and loosely resembles a pregnant woman's stomach.

Example 1: I shouldn't have drank all that water. Now I've got a piss baby

Example 2: after getting plowed for 30 minutes straight, Veronica realized getting stuffed with d gave her a piss baby.

by Suckmytoes_77 December 15, 2023

Piss Baby

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is below average at video games (below the stage).

Shush you little Piss Baby

by Cow205 July 1, 2024

Piss baby

A piss baby is when a woman's stomach becomes bloated from her bladder being full. This usually happens after sexual activity, which triggers the bloating. Called a piss baby because it creates a "piss baby bump." This one makes more sense than everyone else's definition of a piss baby being "a little bitch." Y'all ain't original :I

Rebecca's lover gave her a piss baby after a wonderful love making session. She then sat on the toilet for 5 minutes, peeing until it was gone.

by Suckmytoes_77 March 11, 2024

Piss Baby

Max B

"Max B is a piss baby"

by rubyisthegoat March 19, 2024

Piss baby

A piss baby is a whiny immature person

Jonathan Thomas is a piss baby

by Lampppppp April 25, 2024

Piss baby

A whiney man, that constantly plays the victim. They are a people pleasing know it all that will agree with everything you say to avoid getting their feelings hurt. Their name often starts with the letter D or K.

Common symptoms of a Piss baby include:

Typos

Full head of hair

Unoriginal jokes

Playing guitar
Saying ‘Nice Cock’

Strong desire to fly planes

Ugh, Daniel you’re such a piss baby!

by Ppboi69 April 2, 2025