Pillsbury Twink-Off

A competition among adult room tubby chatters to see who can be the biggest 'twink' or who can eat the most fattening foods.

A pillsbury twink-off ensued when emily and angelwinters showed up.

by Goonie's Revenge October 3, 2023

Pillsbury

A fucking retard that takes everything way too seriously. They are the main reason why gen z is so offended at everything.

Justin: Hey jake, do you know who joe is?

Jake: No, whos joe?

Justin: joe mama!!!

Jake: Bro that was pretty offensive. I dont think I should talk to you in a while dude. Can you please be mindful about what you say next time?

*Jake walks away*

Justin: Bruh jake's such a fucking Pillsbury

by Memeplex September 3, 2021

pillsbury scale

The pillsbury scale is the level of attractiveness of an individual's abdomen based on how much their belly button inspires you to poke it.

The scale is mostly a phenominalogical experience and as a consequence has yet to be concretely defind.

Jerry is ranking high on the pillsbury scale today.

by Puhtooie February 18, 2019

pillsburied

To have flaked out on someone.

To have skipped out on meeting someone

Where's Jake?

Oh, he says he's not coming

Damn, we got pillsburied.

by inteus May 18, 2014

pillsbury cracker

a white person

"That pillsbury cracker needs to get a tan."

by madi2rare February 24, 2024

Pillsbury showdown

Getting your belly button filled up with multiple jizz loads

During my gangbang everyone gave me a pillsbury showdown to see who could fill my belly button up first

by Stout biscuit August 22, 2019

PILLSbury

The act of covering an assortment or grouping of prescription or non legal pills in substrate, or athin layer of soil, in hopes of concealing it from parent, authorities,or Mr.Rogers.or Bernardo

Yo u better PILLSbury.here comes bernardi

by Tiny( the wife) August 20, 2023