Pillsbury Chickenbone

A term which means absolutely nothing.

Coined by the film "Chickenbone" to critique the nature of media in the 2020s where an unprecedented amount of information, celebrities, and internet trends became relevant without any real meaning or worldly importance behind them.

The name can be attributed from the appearance of a chicken bone can fake out a dog believing it is about to gnaw something that is safe for them. Or how one might snap a chicken wish bone for good luck, but for a nihilist, means nothing.

Have you seen the new Pillsbury Chickenbone?? Drake just tweeted about it on X!

by veryangryalligator22 February 5, 2024

Pillsburying

A term use to describe a heavyset person's unintended exposure of a protruding abdomen; a similarity between the dough that comes out from a fractured cylinder can of Pillsbury® Biscuits and the protruding abdomen.

"Hey look at that guy's belly, he's pillsburying."
"Man I am so fat in this picture, look I am pillsburying in this one."
"I better tuck in my shirt so not be seen pillsburying this crowd."

by David_Loraine July 20, 2008

Pillsbury doughboy

The act of stuffing ones urethra with babypowder and unleashing a torrent of urine upon your partners face. Leaving a sloggy cake facemask.

Hey john what were you up to last night?. Oh you know i gave my girlfriend a pillsbury doughboy.

by Thedoughboi August 22, 2025

Pillsbury Twink-Off

A competition among adult room tubby chatters to see who can be the biggest 'twink' or who can eat the most fattening foods.

A pillsbury twink-off ensued when emily and angelwinters showed up.

by Goonie's Revenge October 3, 2023

pillsbury scale

The pillsbury scale is the level of attractiveness of an individual's abdomen based on how much their belly button inspires you to poke it.

The scale is mostly a phenominalogical experience and as a consequence has yet to be concretely defind.

Jerry is ranking high on the pillsbury scale today.

by Puhtooie February 18, 2019

pillsburied

To have flaked out on someone.

To have skipped out on meeting someone

Where's Jake?

Oh, he says he's not coming

Damn, we got pillsburied.

by inteus May 18, 2014

Pillsbury

A fucking retard that takes everything way too seriously. They are the main reason why gen z is so offended at everything.

Justin: Hey jake, do you know who joe is?

Jake: No, whos joe?

Justin: joe mama!!!

Jake: Bro that was pretty offensive. I dont think I should talk to you in a while dude. Can you please be mindful about what you say next time?

*Jake walks away*

Justin: Bruh jake's such a fucking Pillsbury

by Memeplex September 3, 2021