G-note on piano

WHEN I WAS, A YOUNG BOY, MY FATHER, TOOK ME INTO THE CITY, TO SEE A MARCHING BAND!

WOW! I LOST MY SHIT WHEN I HEARD THAT G-NOTE ON PIANO! *cries* *smears on eyeliner* *dies*

by Derpy Squirrel October 15, 2016

Pigeoning

Tracking someone’s life and their career, academic, and intellectual pursuits in order to copy them or seize them

Boris keeps pigeoning me because he wants to get into Dartmouth!

by Dorgenrorgen January 1, 2020

Pigeondick

A sexually transmitted disease that causes no physical symptoms but draws pigeons to those affected. Therefore, it is potentially dangerous because of the potential for disease spread by pigeons. It is thought that Pigeondick (or it's technical name, Phallus Columbidae) causes human beings to secrete an enzyme through their sweat glands similar to the secretions pigeons give off during mating season. Pigeons are known to rub their heads and underbellies on affected humans. A cure is being developed, but currently the best option is to wear a condom.

Man1: Ever since I had sex with Scruffy pigeons have been rubbing up on me

Man2: I think you have pigeondick dude

Man1: Well...I didn't wear a condom

by audreeapples and Ro Silverman June 29, 2011

Pigeon lips

Someone who is always the last to finish their alcoholic drinks

How slowly does Marianne finish her drink?
I know right, she is such a pigeon lips.

by rollinson9 November 29, 2018

Kevin The Pigeon

Kevin is a Pigeon that Louis Tomlinson made very nice bird met him and his fam about 19k times :p

Kevin the pigeon is Louis Tomlinson's Pigeon.

by Anne Vivatson December 14, 2020

Shave the pigeon

Euphemism. Used to describe any activity one may not wish to speak of in polite company. Examples of such activity tend to be related to sexual or toiletry in nature. Can also relate to drug use.

"Yo, Jay! Where're you goin', man?"

"I gotta shave the pigeon."

"Whoa, Jay really loves shavin' that pigeon!"

by mikegloady July 25, 2008

Pagnon

The act of systematically having to take a shower after dropping a deuce by psychological fear of somehow smelling like the said deuce.

Hey guys I need to do a Pagnon before going out. Give me 45 minutes

by Gascal October 31, 2014