A pick me girl is a girl who typically hangs out with guys purely because she craves validation from them (often due to daddy issues) she will purposely change her behaviour when around a group of boys and most likely point out your insecurities or secrets you told her personally and make fun of you in-front of them. They will brag about how they are “natural” and how they do things “girls wouldn’t normally do” like claim to skate or play sports. (they most likely suck) they also continuously speak aloud about how “hanging out with guys is easier because its less drama” when in actual fact girls don’t claim her because of how fucking annoying she is and she has lost all of her friends due to the pick me girl exposing them in-front of stupid ass boys. You probably know one in real life. Drop them immediately if they do. This also come from internalised misogyny. Some appear on tik tik, disagreeing with feminist and bashing other women just for them to get some buzz from boys telling her in the comments “we found a good on boys” “woah a funny woman for once” either way stay away from these girls they’re fucking annoying and will literally add to each and every insecurity you have keep your head up queen.
*being nice to your face* *group of boys who probably don't even like her that much come over”
“hiiii guyysss! omg no yeah we were just talking about how *insert name* needs to fix her makeup! yeah like I wouldn’t know because I dont wear ANY makeup like i’m so natural and I’m too busy gaming to wear makeup ahahah!”
Josh : “*under breath* I bet shes not even that good”
Pick me Girl: *touches arm*
“omg josshhh stoppp ahahah stopp no literally like I love minecraft yeah like I found diamonds yesterday like omg like yeah are you proud? *fake laugh* ahaha yeah”
Pick me girl to ‘friend’: I swear like you wear loads of makeup right? omg YEAH its to cover up your ACNE right? yeah my skin is so clear because i clearly dont wear makeup so I DONT have that problem but like yeah you kinda need makeup...i can still kind of see it... *looks to boys for approval”
“hiiii guyysss! omg no yeah we were just talking about how *insert name* needs to fix her makeup! yeah like I wouldn’t know because I dont wear ANY makeup like i’m so natural and I’m too busy gaming to wear makeup ahahah!”
Josh : “*under breath* I bet shes not even that good”
Pick me Girl: *touches arm*
“omg josshhh stoppp ahahah stopp no literally like I love minecraft yeah like I found diamonds yesterday like omg like yeah are you proud? *fake laugh* ahaha yeah”
Pick me girl to ‘friend’: I swear like you wear loads of makeup right? omg YEAH its to cover up your ACNE right? yeah my skin is so clear because i clearly dont wear makeup so I DONT have that problem but like yeah you kinda need makeup...i can still kind of see it... *looks to boys for approval”
by dracularua August 11, 2020
A pick me boy is the male equivalent of a pick me girl. These are types of guys that emotionally manipulate and gaslight girls by using self deprecating language in the hopes of the girl contradicting them. They will often mention how ugly they are and wait for the girl to disagree. If the girl disagrees then they will take that a sign the girl is into them and will be overly pushy my confessing their attraction or asking them out. If the girl rejects them they will become angry and say how nice guys always finish last and all girls are the same.
*ATTENTION
IF YOUR A PICK ME BOY, THE REASON GIRLS DON’T LIKE YOU IS YOU AREN'T ACTUALLY NICE. YOU USE NICE BEHAVIOUR TO TRY TO GET WITH THEM
*ATTENTION
IF YOUR A PICK ME BOY, THE REASON GIRLS DON’T LIKE YOU IS YOU AREN'T ACTUALLY NICE. YOU USE NICE BEHAVIOUR TO TRY TO GET WITH THEM
Example of how a pick me boy conversation would go. (PMB AND GIRL PAIRED TOGETHER IN GROUP PROJECT)
PMB= Hey 🥺 sorry you had to pair with me 🥺🥺 you wouldn’t otherwise. I’m so ugly 😥
Girl= it’s fine, your not ugly
PMB= really. 🥺🥺 your so nice. Notice how I complimented your personality and not your body. Because I respect women.
Girl=thanks I guess..
PMB= do you wanna go out with me?
Girl= um no thanks I have a boyfriend
PMB= what! This whole time you spoke to me like a normal human you had a boyfriend! All women are the same. Females just don’t like nice guys 🥺🥺🥺
PMB= Hey 🥺 sorry you had to pair with me 🥺🥺 you wouldn’t otherwise. I’m so ugly 😥
Girl= it’s fine, your not ugly
PMB= really. 🥺🥺 your so nice. Notice how I complimented your personality and not your body. Because I respect women.
Girl=thanks I guess..
PMB= do you wanna go out with me?
Girl= um no thanks I have a boyfriend
PMB= what! This whole time you spoke to me like a normal human you had a boyfriend! All women are the same. Females just don’t like nice guys 🥺🥺🥺
by Ahuman564 January 19, 2022
a woman who acts misogynistic because she wants men to be attracted to her. pick me girls often also defend incels.
Emily: did you hear Joanne calling me a whore earlier and telling me to get back to the kitchen?
Grace: ugh she’s such a pick me girl!
Grace: ugh she’s such a pick me girl!
by gdjsgjsvd May 15, 2020
A guy that talks bad about himself to get compliments from others (mostly from people he is interested in)
Pick me guy: “i’m so ugly and stupid… why would anyone hang out with me… i don’t deserve you…”
Person: “Don’t say that! you’re handsome and really smart i love hanging out with you!”
me: “Youre right youre ugly and dumb and don’t deserve me”
Person: “Don’t say that! you’re handsome and really smart i love hanging out with you!”
me: “Youre right youre ugly and dumb and don’t deserve me”
by jipstylesx July 21, 2021
A girl who craves male attention and tries to be "not like other girls". They are basically the female equivalent of a simp. Pick me girls use tactics to gain attention from boys such as posting offensive humor Tiktok videos so that they get comments like "OMG UR THE FUNNIEST GIRL". They also tend to agree with incels and call themselves "dishwashers" and they love to make fun of other girls so that all the incels will agree with her.
*Girl shows a little bit of cleavage*
Pick me girl: "get back in the kitchen u whore"
Incel 1: "finally a girl I can agree with"
Incel 2: "haha women are funny all of a sudden"
Pick me girl: "get back in the kitchen u whore"
Incel 1: "finally a girl I can agree with"
Incel 2: "haha women are funny all of a sudden"
by SourGrapez September 23, 2020
THE MOST ANNOYING TYPE OF PERSON THERE IS ON EARTH. Insulting another girl in front of a guy does NOT make you hot.
Yes, I am mad.
Yes, I am mad.
Pick me girl (infront of guy): She is wearing too much makeup, I, on the other hand, am all natural!
by alicialikeschicken42 February 10, 2021
a pick me boy is a dude who wants a gurl to "pick him" by saying certain words to manipulate and annoy a girl. No one likes a pick me boy, don't me a pick me boy.
pick me boy: you're so pretty and amazing.. I don't even know why you're talking to me 🥺
normal gurl: aww don't say that! You're my friend!
pick me boy: we're just friends? I knew it, why would someone so amazing like you date me... I'm just a nobody 😢
normal gurl: hmm I thought we were friends, what's up with this whole thing?
pick me boy: I'm not good enough for you or anyone.. I wouldn't even wanna date me.. *cries*
normal gurl: ...
pick me boy: 😤😤😤 *stomps and be sad, then returns to chase the gurl*
normal gurl: aww don't say that! You're my friend!
pick me boy: we're just friends? I knew it, why would someone so amazing like you date me... I'm just a nobody 😢
normal gurl: hmm I thought we were friends, what's up with this whole thing?
pick me boy: I'm not good enough for you or anyone.. I wouldn't even wanna date me.. *cries*
normal gurl: ...
pick me boy: 😤😤😤 *stomps and be sad, then returns to chase the gurl*
by forest grump March 22, 2022