wild-life photographer

A party photographer. This artist documents people, usually young privileged white kids, and their wild lifestyles. Classic photographers who fit this category are Larry Clark, director of KIDS. A contemporary artist would be the Cobrasnake.
The preferred format for this type of photography is digital, while polaroid appeals to a more specific/pretentious genre of wild lifers. Also, the portfolio's of wild-life photographers are usually their facebook pages.

Me: My friend Kara is an avid wild-life photographer

You: Oh, I didn't know she photographed animals

Me: She's doesn't photograph animals, she photographs PARTY ANIMALS!

by raw broccoli April 5, 2009

freelance photographer

A photographer who works for themselves. Sells their photos to whoever wishes to buy them.

Ooh, lookie! Mildred's decided to become a freelance photographer! She works for nobody but herself! What a lucky bitch!

by Amandel December 28, 2006

Photographist

A photographist is someone who is:

a) unfamiliar with the English language;

b) has a malfunctioning camera which randomly causes photos to appear as though they had been captured by a professional photographer.

What a great photo! You can attribute it to my amazing photographist skills.

by 393 May 11, 2011

Photoshop ND

A new program with the amazing ability to create artwork that both plagiarizes, and totally degrades the human mind to a new unbelievable level of nescience. Fully equipped with the Nick's Goodness Tool, and the Make Better Filter, this program not only succeeds in making you look like a non-sentient life form, but also makes you feel like one too.

What the hell were you using, Photoshop ND?

Wow, another fine piece of art produced by Photoshop ND.

by Your mum May 5, 2005

photoflipper

A person who intentionally sneaks in an extended middle finger into photos for a surprise later once the photo is published. The finger is usually pointed upwards behind other people's heads or backs.

Jack is a notorious photoflipper - he always manages to sneak one behind my back in all our photos!

by *JT* May 28, 2008

photorapist

A person who takes a picture of other people with out consent or after being told not too.

Jenny:Please, don't take my picture Rob!
Rob: Oh-Kay *Takes pictures*
Jenny:Rob! Stop! You are being such a "photorapist"

by KashinoKun May 1, 2011

Photoshop Eyes

when you are completely wasted (drunk, stoned, high) and you see this girl and she is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen, you get with her, wake up the next morning lying next to a drain turtle

*When you are so intoxicated that everything looks good

Dude i was so wasted last night i had on my photoshop eyes and woke up looking at this drain turtle

by Zaamie July 7, 2011