Phonic Freak

People that speak like absolute autists and can never speak like a normal sane human being.

Person: There’s no sink in the water, oh I mean there’s no water in the sink.

Me: Spit it out you phonic freak.

by hillbillyscrag123 February 3, 2018

phonies

(plural noun) the people tazing you in the butthole

Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butt-hole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butt-hole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

phonictionary

The autocorrect library in your phone.

I can't believe my phonictionary is missing words.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

Crap-o-phonic

A 'crapophonic' (crap-o-phonic) speaker is sometimes built into budget audio equipment. Sometimes it is used in professional equipment as well in order to provide an alternative to headphones.
The speaker is of poor quality and delivers a barely acceptable output, but is adequate in professional equipment to audition the sound.

Can also be applied to built in microphones in some equipment.

The Marantz recorder has a crap-o-phonic speaker built in. This enables you to audition the sound you have just recorded - however, you would not enjoy full reproduction, or want to endure its output for long.

The crapophonic microphones did the job in an emegency, but good, purpose built plug in microphones would have been better.

by maudibe February 7, 2010