Phinious

This is a *black* male. He is so black that he blends in with the night. He looks like under the bed. He is darker than black paint. When he smiles, you can only see his teeth because his gums blend in. He is so black that bleach made him darker. He is darker than Robert Mugabe and Michael Blackson combined. When there is no light, you can see his figure because it is much darker than the surrounding. He is so black that he makes the devil look like a force of light and goodness. He is so black that when God said let there be light, the darkness couldn't light him up. He is so black, he made a blackhole to be renamed to a purple hole. He is so black that he makes charcoal look like a star. He is so black that he looks like charcoal when he is near a fire. He is so black that there is no difference between him having bathed and not having bathed.
Despite his blackness, he gets all the girls. Hide your girls from him. He is the definition of a man hoe. He is also a pretty smart guy. He has unspoken rizz and if you see him talking to a hot girl, just know he has at least 6 more wrapped around his finger.
He is such a stud and so comfortable about his manhood that he acts excessively and concerningly gay.
To summarize, he is a smart, black, straight despite seemingly gay, promiscuous male.

Hide your girls from that black guy. He is obviously a Phinious, even though he acts gay.

by TRWM#01 October 8, 2023

non phixon

underground rap group of white guys. dj eclipse, ill bill, sabac, and gortex are the members of this gangsta ill rap team that are bringin the game back. check them out never hurts. other great white MCs are aesop rock, necro and atmosphere

check them out if u are sick of listinin to the garbage on the radio!

by PISAN December 24, 2004

Phinal

A pretest that is still worth points that a teacher might give before the final exam.

The final exam will be very hard, because the Phinal was challenging

by comics and chocolate milkshake May 21, 2009

Phinn

A man that is super hench and is amazing at video games

Female: Oh my gosh you're such a Phinn

Male: Thank you. I know.

by Sexy Phinn November 4, 2020

Phine

P.H.I.N.E. - Pretty Hot In Ninja Equipment.

Dude... That's girl's PHINE!

by MooseOfDoom October 10, 2005

phina

a loving girl with a love for snacks and her cat her bestfriend lily is her favorite person she enjoys sleeping and has a crush on a certan person

i love my friend josephina phina for short

by stupid love and hate1 April 29, 2019

Phiney poo

have YOU ever seen someone two lighthouses tall?! Well now u have! Phiney poo had faced a terrible tragedy when she was diagnosed with kinkyitis after receiving a fatal vaccine at a young age. She had terrible symptoms, such as milkers, her very own mullet, and even dreadlocks! Only to realised she had been given a vaccine meant only for RATS! to this day phine has slowly but surely been mutating as a vicious rat. Be on the look out!

P.S. she’s vegan so she might eat ur lawn

Callard: oh phiney poo, my one true love, my beloved, darling, milky, favourite student! I love you babe

Phiney poo: let’s go suck ur toes and eat tofu together babe <3

thatveganteacher: why the fuck aren’t u vegan yet? (quirky)

by sexcmincham May 21, 2021