Philosophy

The study of processes through which the different natures of reality are comprehended, often working from priori principles. Unlike science which is organised knowledge, philosophy is organised study of the means through which knowledge is derived.

PHILOSOPHY:
Student: I can calculate how long it will take for this car to reach the ramp’s end based on earth surface conditions and calculus.
Oddities: yes, but through what means have you derived such postulates? Secondly, whatever observations are then made shall only be comprehend due to the chemistry of your brain piecing together a substitute for the transcendental reality.
Student: I think it’s better if we don’t think about that shit.

by Fromadripunderpressure February 2, 2019

Philosophy

Hey all you fuckin hippies:


GO FORNICATE YOURSELVES WITH A CROWBAR!

Contemplate that!





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ha!

by Think About It.... May 5, 2005

philosophy

what retarded homosexuals jackk off to while playing in their own secretions and beans

yeah that's right you drooling tard lacs

by sick fucks February 16, 2005

philosophy

The reason for wars and pain and death in the world.

nothing else to say really

by stoner April 6, 2005

philosophy

totally uninformitave vacuous bullshit adored by the pompous and arrogant for it's shallowness and transparency and lack of substance

the retarded masturbating hippies hallucinated and wrote their words down to form the latest stupid philosophy and then the pompous racist rich people all read it while eating their Grey Poupon and were quite impressed by it because they are shallow arrogant asshole morons who are into that kind of fake shit

by Bobzilla June 9, 2005

Philosophy

A counter-productive, meditative manner of thinking often exerted by those under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs.

"Hey Nigel, what's up man!?!?"

"Dude, leave him alone, he's being philosophical right now..."

"Man, he must be trippin' balls!"

(philosophy)

by cheeze097809743 July 26, 2009

philosophy

buncha old geezers scratchin their heads for a long time under trees and getting nowhere. consensus is impossible.

philosophy argument: i think if you blahblah then this is very plausible. no, no, thats not a relevant point, and i think perhaps if you set aside your prior blahblahblah then you will see why i would conjecture this...... oh? that is a very good point that i hadn't considered. well, that confuses things.

by Chris Y T January 8, 2009