The best baseball team of this planet. The Philadelphia Phillies have won the world series in 1980 and in 2008. They have been named the NL East Champions for the past 3 seasons (2007, 2008, 2009). Citizen Bank Park is their stadium located in South Philadelphia. The Phillies have one of the best mascots in all of baseball, the Philly Phanatic. Some of the best players play for the Phillies.
1st base- Ryan Howard
2nd base- Chase Utley
3rd base- Placido Palanco
Shortstop- Jimmy Rollins
Left field- Raul Ibanez
Center field- Shane Victorino
Right field- Jayson Werth
Catcher- Carlos Ruiz
Pitchers- Roy Oswalt, Roy Halladay, Ryan Madson, Brad Lidge, Joe Blanton, Jamie Moyer & more.
1st base- Ryan Howard
2nd base- Chase Utley
3rd base- Placido Palanco
Shortstop- Jimmy Rollins
Left field- Raul Ibanez
Center field- Shane Victorino
Right field- Jayson Werth
Catcher- Carlos Ruiz
Pitchers- Roy Oswalt, Roy Halladay, Ryan Madson, Brad Lidge, Joe Blanton, Jamie Moyer & more.
by taylorvictorino September 1, 2010
Get the phillies mug.A small city near route 22 and 78 in New Jersey. Practically a place loaded with drugs, pedophiles, sex offenders, preps, emos, and majority of the Phillipsburg school district is filled with retards. Thank the Projects for that, and the irresponsible parents with crack babies. Mainly a Joint for people on route 22 to stop and get coffee where the pakis own their joint shops/ gas stations. We also have a shit mall you can experience with nothing you'd ever want to buy unless for someone you hate. Like stds, parasites, and diseases?! Phillipsburg is the place for you! Not to mention Phillipsburg is also huge rivals with Easton PA where even more scum grows. Phillipsburg High School also has far too much pride for the little shitty 31 tailors they posses. Phillipsburg High School is also a historical place considering the school was built in the early 1900s and is already crumbling! Also if you're really lucky on a nice hot summer day going down the pot-hole filled road called south main street you can smell the sewer plant that rests right near the street!
"Is this hell?"
No this is Phillipsburg.
"What is that horrible stench and where is it coming from?"
Hmmm smells like South Main Street in Phillipsburg with the sewer plant
"Why can't I find anything good to buy?"
Because all the good stuff gets stolen and this is the Phillipsburg Mall
"Are we in Atlantic City? I see a boardwalk!"
No that's the board walk for the Phillipsburg High School trailers.
"Why is that old man looking at me?"
Because he's a pedophile and he wants you. He was obviously born and raised in Phillipsburg
No this is Phillipsburg.
"What is that horrible stench and where is it coming from?"
Hmmm smells like South Main Street in Phillipsburg with the sewer plant
"Why can't I find anything good to buy?"
Because all the good stuff gets stolen and this is the Phillipsburg Mall
"Are we in Atlantic City? I see a boardwalk!"
No that's the board walk for the Phillipsburg High School trailers.
"Why is that old man looking at me?"
Because he's a pedophile and he wants you. He was obviously born and raised in Phillipsburg
by A1i5ha March 4, 2010
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With the accuracy of a sniper rifle and the disposition of a demigorgon's head, the Phillips Head Buttcrack is two intersecting buttcracks, one vertical and one horizontal, that lines up in the middle of one's ass with a sphincter in the center point of the intersection. The Phillips Head Buttcrack can also be referred to as the crosshair ass and the forbidden four square.
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Man 2: Yea. He introduced me to his boyfriend who promptly told me he had a Phillips Head Buttcrack. Weird right?
Man 1: Well I can't judge. Whatever gets ya going, am I right?
Man 2: Yea. He introduced me to his boyfriend who promptly told me he had a Phillips Head Buttcrack. Weird right?
Man 1: Well I can't judge. Whatever gets ya going, am I right?
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Get the Dirty Phillips mug.Person 1: Hey listen to this song by Alter Bridge.
Person 2: Wow, it's pretty great! The guitarist is heavenly, the vocalist is great, but tell me, who is the drummer?
Person 1: It's Scott Phillips. Cool dude.
Person 2: Wow, it's pretty great! The guitarist is heavenly, the vocalist is great, but tell me, who is the drummer?
Person 1: It's Scott Phillips. Cool dude.
by SaraTheMythicalBeast August 17, 2016
Get the Scott Phillips mug.As much as people love to hate on the Phillies, and hate to love them; they are a pretty good ball team. Talk about loyal, they are the only MLB team in their original city, as well as with the original name.
Also the most losingest professional sports franchise with more than 10,000 losses.
Also the most losingest professional sports franchise with more than 10,000 losses.
"Did you hear the Philadelphia Phillies beat the Mets?"
"No, but when you build a team to beat them and forget a lot of the easier teams, that happens."
"No, but when you build a team to beat them and forget a lot of the easier teams, that happens."
by Lou Stella April 22, 2008
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