Phisting

When you go to what you think is a prostate exam and end up with a fist in your ass.

I went to what I thought was a discount doctor for my prostate exam and ended up getting a phisting from a hobo.

by mattarkot March 4, 2019

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phanting

Imagining something in vivid detail, mentally simulating the experience, like dreaming, but generally awake. Derived from "phantasia", which is another word for the capacity of mental visualization.

Usually in reference to visual experience, but can also apply to the visualization that goes on in the process of engineering design.

"Aphantasic?" "It means they can't phant. I mean, they can't imagine how it would feel to look at a thing until they actually look at it." "I don't think it's possible to know exactly what it would feel like until you actually experience it." "Well kind of, phanting has limits, nobody's perfect at it, but some people are pretty good at it."

"Yes, I'm sure the design will work. I've been phanting for days."

by 7154b22954f68d626c891921a6a5e0 March 25, 2023

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Phasing

Rippeology weather forecast. Two horny people, running from different directions, one from the west, one from the south, colliding into each other, looking into each other's eyes, and in a split second deciding, do I wanna get nekkid with this person or just keep going my own way? Nekkid = big snow storm. Move on = brief spurts of liquid that don't amount to much.

Wisconsin is due for a phasing this weekend. Either way, someone’s getting the load in their face, err driveway.

by Dirty Effing Hippie December 5, 2023

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