Petey Williams Guy

A user on the WFigs forums, who has a strange obbsession with Petey Williams.

The legend of Petey Williams Guy began the night that the proboards servers were down due to a fire and the Temp. board was born. The Temp. board was full of spam and gay porn (eeww). One man set out to post a Petey Williams picture in every thread in existance.

Rumors of Petey Williams guy lurking around WFigs have spread throughout the forum. A possible return is keeping the admins at the edge of their seats, just ready to ban him for good.
Adam Bomb: "Man that Petey Williams Guy sure is funny."

Some hater: "That guy was such a dick. I hope he dies a slow painful death."

Petey Williams Guy: "Muahahaha"
by Mick Floyd August 28, 2008
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Petey poop stains

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by kathhy burker August 13, 2008
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The Brady Petey Pat Band

The greatest band since Theory Of A Deadman. Most of their music is text based and deals with Kenny Power gifs.

Once voted as the greatest band never to play an instrument.

Or 2019’s answer to Limp Bizkit.
Is that Limp Bizkit?

How could it be? It’s just words on a phone... but I get what you mean.

What’s that band Chad Kruger tried to sign in 2019? Right, The Brady Petey Pat Band. Kinda gay right?
by MBP2000 August 17, 2019
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Petey pan coming from the J. M. Barrie novel Peter pan.
Parashootin as in parashooting.
Invisible as in not visible.
Mothafuckin as in a pastime with your mother thats probably illegal.

Brought together it means nothing in particular except an empahsisation of someone or something.
Person A: Who broke your kite?
Person B: Your petey pan parashootin mothafuckin self broke my bitch storming kite. Thats who.
by Hugh March 07, 2005
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sweet boy petey

Petey the dog (or peter in formal settings) is well known as the sweetest dog known to man. The little pup loves attention more than anything else, barking when he isn't being touched that exact second in time. He spends his days with his lovely owner as a happy and well treated boy. Petey loves coming to rehearsal to watch everyone work hard (that and he gets pets every 20 seconds). Petey is known for his irresistible face and behaviors; when one passes sweet boy, he will roll on his back practically hypnotizing those around him into giving him belly rubs.

Other traits of Petey’s include...

- Dancey paws
- Loving women and children over others
- Irritating his owner during rehearsal
- Probably commiting several war crimes
- Bork bork = attention
- Tax fraud
- The cutest sneeze
- Stubby tail wiggle
JESUS sweet boy petey! Would you stop barking so we can rehearse!?
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peteie

A way to spell a Nick name derived from Petersen. ( or Pete or Petey)
by Peteie January 02, 2017
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Petey

Petey is a human being who is very tall and is goofy :)
He exists 👍
He is best 👍
Petey is cool and is a human being who is very tall
by HeheScarlett December 13, 2022
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