pensionered

Describing someone who is paralytically drunk. This could include, but is not limited to, the person shitting or pissing their pants.

1) We just sat about getting pensionered on brandy.
2) She got so pensionered that she shat her pants.

by Dyltong June 18, 2013

Pensioners

As in Pensioners Nap. A short snooze (usually no more than 20 Min) which seems to have god like powers of ressurection.

After last nights session i'm hooped. I could do with a pensioners.

by Big Shag. January 16, 2010

penson

Peodophile; Craddle Snatcher

Penson you Peodophile

by Gareth_Beams April 22, 2005

penson

Has sex with children. Sometimes for money. This is because he is too fucking ugly and retarded to get women his own age.

See cradle snatcher

Hi little children, come to see me at the swings, and we'll have "sweets"

by Dave Davidson April 26, 2005

pensing

Denying or rebuking with a condescending, dismissive smile. Sometimes accompanied by a slight of the head.

Finally emerging to address a crowd of mothers demanding to know if their water supplies had been poisoned, the mayor's pensing demeanor only increased frustration for the citizens.

by AisforAbortion October 10, 2016

Pensioner

A pensioner is a old duffer who takes barley enough money to live and the popular show still game a legendary show and just be careful if there sleeping

Person 1: hawl is that old pensioner sleeping or is he deed
Person 2: al check SHES STEALING YOUR PENSION!!
Pensioner: huh whos there

Person 2: naw hes fine

by Steve not stephe January 11, 2020

pensioner porn

A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.

Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!

by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021