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Penn state syndrome

To be overcome withe the need to tell everyone you go to Penn State and to be a belligerent when screaming "WE ARE".
Penn state syndrome: Randomly walking around campus during football season screaming "WE ARE!" even when noone answers and you look like a douche...one full of period blood
by Abjr C August 21, 2008
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penn state football player initiation

an illegal act that an incoming penn state football player must go through in order to earn a roster spot. these acts include, but are not limited to, using and/or selling drugs, raping some drunk female, assaulting a female, dui, and so on. failure to commit an illegal act such as these ultimately results in that football player being thrown off the team.

penn state football is notorious for having the most unruly, misbehaved players. obviously they are not required to commit an illegal act to be on the team but because 93% of them have been arrested i just came up with the conclusion that
all the football players have to go through some sort of initiation.
guy 1: oh my god! isn't that our star freshman quarterback? why is he raping
that nun on top of a cop car with a bottle of bacardi in one hand and a crack
pipe in the other hand?

guy 2: hmm, must be his penn state football player initiation.

guy 1: oh ya, that's right. let's go sit on lawn chairs in front of JoePa's house and masturbate.
by himminy hoohah March 23, 2009
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Penn State Shower

The act of having consensual sex with someone. Formally referred to as "rape". Jerry Sandusky is responsible for the word after raping multiple adolescent boys in the showers of Penn State.
Tom: I heard Cyndi was mugged last night.
Kyle: Really? I heard some guy gave her a "Penn State Shower".
by Eli Forp-Ekaf December 1, 2011
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Penn State Scrape

When your gym teacher helps you place the boobies into your bra, or your ding-a-ling into your jock strap.
1. My friend told me how her lesbaton gym teacher helped her squeeze those DDD boobies into that AA bra. The Penn State Scrape

2. My gym teacher was so helpful; he helped me wrestle my pants snake into that little bitty jockstrap. The Penn State Scrape
by mr. mojo rpsgt November 11, 2011
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Penn State Brandywine

Penn State Brandywine’s Football team has been undefeated since 1967
by PennStateBrandywinexD November 10, 2017
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penn state sydrome

the need to tell penn state joke even though it isn't funny
JAcob- "what did the penn state worker say to the penn state worker?"

Mike- "What?"

JAcob- "Wanna take a shower?"

Mike- "ur gay"

that is penn state sydrome
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penn state shower room

The type of shower room where there are kids looking strait at your dick and you swear there gonna rape you.
Mike:WTF? it's like a penn state shower room in here.
by jkyuauimg November 23, 2011
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