Peef

Another Omniword like Mough. When you cannot of the correct word to can safely deploy peef in its place!

Where on earth did I put that peef? Has anyone seen my Peef? The weather outside today is really peef!

by BlossomG November 23, 2023

peef

Defined in 2020 as a misspelling for “peed” and has since become a meme on Discord. It does not mean “penis queef.”

“Peef”
“Peefin rn”

by kalyne February 14, 2022

Peef

To fart out of your penis.

Hey Jason, did you just peef?

by CVS_Security November 5, 2018

Peef

Legit farting through your dick

"Bro I just peefed on katies butt when we were cuddle fuckin"

by 1%penis January 10, 2018

Peef

When a man penis Queef's like a woman's vagina.

Dude during a blowjob I totally peefed in her mouth!

by Btrollenu March 2, 2018

peef theif

Noun. A person who steals peefs by giving blowjobs.
Otherwise known as a slut.

1. That peef theif gave me some great head last night.

2. your moms a peef theif.

by Brian F. & Mike C. February 12, 2008

Peef

A portmanteau of penis and boof. To understand the joys of the peef one must be familiar with the second most noble way to take a drug: the boof.

Once you have read up on the art of boofing, apply that knowledge to your penis. That my friend, is the peef.

My ass was too sore from boofing all that kratom last night so today I opted to peef it instead.

by Mistah White D July 4, 2019