Small pedestrian penis

Basically everyone I know

Get the fuck away from me dear God no please
He has a small pedestrian penis help no

by Creep May 13, 2021

Pedestrian

The people who walk on the sidewalk, including attractive chicks (beautiful women).

Guy: Dude!!! Look at those pedestrians!

Another Guy: Who?

That Guy: The chicks! I mean those girls!

by MidTRahX_303 February 25, 2023

pedestrian muncher

1. an oversized SUV or pickup truck with a high hood, native to rich American suburbia. The driver's vision immediately in front of the car is restricted by the hood, endangering pedestrians that attempt to cross in front of the vehicle; the hood can sometimes be high enough that a collision with a pedestrian impacts the torso instead of the legs, increasing deadliness to the pedestrian by several times. Bonus points if the vehicle looks capable of, or is advertised for, heavy work, but has never been used for it. Supertype of momster truck; compare compensator.

2. A person who drives such a vehicle, particularly in a densely populated area such as a city. Subtype of asshole; compare BMW driver.

"Damn, bro, look at the size of that truck..."
"Fucking pedestrian munchers. They come in from suburbia and clog up the streets -"
(thirty minutes of kvetching ensues.)

by starcell__ June 25, 2025

Pedestrian

Anything to describe something slow and extremely casual and or boring.

Uhhh that was the most pedestrian day in school ever! We had to take 16 exams for our 8 classes.

by Knmagor June 24, 2023

Annoying pedestrians

Annoying Predestrians are usually people who get in the way of cyclists, they also can tend to stand in the way when others are trying to get past on the sidewalk.

"hey look at those annoying pedestrians Jim"
"Yeah I know right! Mike died after he had to swerve to avoid those peds"

by Avocado's May 25, 2022

pedestrian scramble

A type of signalized intersection where pedestrians get the walk signal or pedestrian green light in all directions, while vehicular traffic gets a red light. Going on red is not permitted at these intersections, even RTOR and LTOR are not allowed.

The Shibuya Crossing is a well-known pedestrian scramble.

by ec4u2c_studioz August 10, 2025