Payday Lesbian

Payday Lesbian:

A heterosexual, female pornographic artist that indulges in lesbian activity purely to increase the size of her pay cheque. She has no homosexual tendencies whatsoever.

Steve: Dude, I got this brilliant new porno you have to borrow, it's called 'Drink from the Furry Cup'

Jamie: Nah man, I bet they're all payday lesbians, I only like the real ones.

by GypsieHunter May 21, 2009

Chocolate Payday

A large, hard turd consisting of mostly undigested peanuts.

My balloon knot is aboslutley destroyed from the chocolate payday I just shite.

by gimpfeet August 26, 2009

Payday Bae

A partner who only wants you around on payday.

Person1: What are you doing tonight?
Person2: Well, it's the 15th, so I'll be hanging out with my payday bae.

by Trioxybrillorange October 14, 2019

PAYDAY 3

A sequel to 2013's PAYDAY 2 that will be coming in 2023. All that we know about it is its logo and that Dallas, (presumably) Chains, (presumably) Hoxton, and (presumably) Houston will be returning

Person 1: "Dude, payday 3 was just announced"
Person 2: "That's cool and all, but we don't know that much about, so don't get your hopes up"
Person 1: "It'll be on Unreal engine 4 this time"
Person 2: "OH THANK GOD"

by heywaitasecond March 19, 2021

laundry payday

When a person collects cash from his dryer immediately after doing laundry. This term has a different connotation from laundry lottery based on the reliability and frequency of the phenomenon. Laundry paydays are what people who never clean out their pockets get, every week, just like a paycheck. Like a laundry lottery, this produces momentary happiness until the person realizes that they had the money all along.

I can't go drink tonight, but tomorrow is laundry payday, so hit me up then.

by [e-mail] February 4, 2009

triple payday holiday

Specific to those who receive a paycheck every two weeks, the act of receiving a third paycheck any given month and blowing it off on... well, anything, really... before the following Monday. This typically occurs twice a year.

TRIPLE PAYDAY HOLIDAY!!! SLUTS, SLOTS, AND SHOTS!!! WHO'S WITH ME??!!!

by sl33p3r August 11, 2014

Blue Moon Payday

When you get payed every other week and receive 3 paychecks in a month instead of the normal 2.

Payday falls on the 1st this month, looks like we're getting a blue moon payday, fuck yeah.

by Nadonado April 12, 2021