Pavlov Butt

The condition in which when you approach a toilet your butt begins to do something akin to drooling. Also, your sense of urgency to use the toilet is inversely proportional to your distance from it.
This is a conditioned response which can be triggered by many different things depending on the individual and his habits.

Pavlov Butt makes me hurry and rush to use the bathroom.

by Gramps53207 July 21, 2025

Pavlov's House

A bombed out house in a war zone cannot be said to simultaneously taken by the enemy and also destroyed, however everything owned by violent third world dictator X is destroyed even on a normal day and it is impossible to "take" a house reduced to toothpicks. Thus you have Pavlov's House.

Yuri's house was in the line of the advance last night. The occupiers say they hold his house but it had to be shoveled into a bucket. I call it "Pavlov's House" now.

by DrLogix January 23, 2025

Pavlov

To train yourself to do something via a cue.

I Pavloved myself to run to my computer when I hear the notification noise.

by Farticle Accelerator August 6, 2023

Pavlov's Bog

When you're still making your morning coffee, and your body decides it's poo time.

Grabbed the Nescafé out this morning and was got by Pavlov's Bog - needed to lay some cable before the kettle even finished boiling.

by Bad Pun Man February 20, 2022

Pavlov's heartburn

Heartburn caused by the mere sight of food, or the thought of eating.

"dude look at the size of the pizza on that poster."
"Ahhh!"
"What?"
"Pavlov's heartburn"

by Trynottalking March 7, 2022

Pavlov's heartburn

Heartburn/acid reflux caused by the mere sight of food, or the thought of eating.

"dude look at the size of the pizza on that poster"
"Ahhh!"
"What?"
"Pavlov's heartburn"

by Trynottalking March 7, 2022