the act of being smeared across the pavement after a mishap on a personal transportaion device, such as bike skate board or roller blades (could also be use for the sport of free running)

i was proper sending it when i screwed up and found my self to be becoming pavement jam

pavement jam by Tim bike rider February 9, 2009

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Pavement Skiing

When a person (preferably a woman) sits in a car or truck bench seat between two men (simultaneously). She then takes a penis in each hand and jerks off each man. The up and down motion emulates a downhill skier as her hands go up and down.

Marcie was doing some Pavement Skiing on the long ride to the concert. It made for a very happy ride.

Pavement Skiing by knuckledragga March 26, 2010

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Pavement Pirate

A person, or persons, who hijack the pavement and walk extra slowly knowing that nobody else can get past them. Can be commonly identified by exhibiting the following behaviour:

1. Staring gormlessly at their phone
2. Demonstrating a complete lack of spacial awareness
3. Pushing a pram whilst thinking they're better than everyone else

Pavement pirates can only be countered by walking on the road in order to get round them.

Person 1: Hey why are we moving so slowly?
Person 2: Some pavement pirates have hijacked Bond Street tube again.

Pavement Pirate by JohnSilver January 26, 2013

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