Pavement pussy

A structure fire fighter or department that won't take their equipment off paved roads to assist in suppressing a wildfire.

Cal-fire is one pavement pussy after another

by Dirty ball sack February 26, 2023

pavement shagger

Man who has sex by rubbing his genitals on the pavement.Also known to obtain gratification by rolling around in bin-liners filled with garbage

Appeared on HIGNFY.

by global February 14, 2004

Pavement Pizza

The unfortunate result of a suicidal person leaping from a very high building or tower and hitting the sidewalk or road.

If he jumps, he's going to be pavement pizza.

by darkguardian1314 January 23, 2011

Pavement Snake

A huge shit laid across the pavement.

Holy shit that dog laid a pavement snake

by vinnoi March 27, 2008

pavement jam

the act of being smeared across the pavement after a mishap on a personal transportaion device, such as bike skate board or roller blades (could also be use for the sport of free running)

i was proper sending it when i screwed up and found my self to be becoming pavement jam

by Tim bike rider February 9, 2009

Pavement Skiing

When a person (preferably a woman) sits in a car or truck bench seat between two men (simultaneously). She then takes a penis in each hand and jerks off each man. The up and down motion emulates a downhill skier as her hands go up and down.

Marcie was doing some Pavement Skiing on the long ride to the concert. It made for a very happy ride.

by knuckledragga March 26, 2010

Pavement Pirate

A person, or persons, who hijack the pavement and walk extra slowly knowing that nobody else can get past them. Can be commonly identified by exhibiting the following behaviour:

1. Staring gormlessly at their phone
2. Demonstrating a complete lack of spacial awareness
3. Pushing a pram whilst thinking they're better than everyone else

Pavement pirates can only be countered by walking on the road in order to get round them.

Person 1: Hey why are we moving so slowly?
Person 2: Some pavement pirates have hijacked Bond Street tube again.

by JohnSilver January 26, 2013