backwards patrick

Sitting on the toilet while defecating and vomiting into a nearby sink simultaneously after a hillbillies or mc donalds mcBreakfast a.k.a mc pukefest

Aww man, he did a backwards patrick and made a mess of the bog again, why the fuck does he eat that shit when he knows he'll end up wrecking the jax

by helmutderhaas July 13, 2007

The Black Patrick

“When a one-eyed Vietcong stripper shoves her finger in your ass while stroking your cock and slobbering all over your balls in the jackinthebox parking lot”

Thuy is not number one but she's up there, way up there in the black patrick rankings

by Black_Patrick February 7, 2023

backwards double patrick

When one has diarrhea and vomits at the same time.

After he became incredibly drunk and proceeded to go to Taco Bell, Thomas pulled a Backwards Double Patrick.

by FrackCass March 24, 2016

Being a Patrick

A person- Who is always right, who must get in the last word, and a person who will argue until you walk away

I know today is Thursday, but the other person insist today is Friday in Japan, you are "Being a Patrick"

by Postal42 October 7, 2011

Brown Patrick

Another term for asshole,butthole,chocolate starfish,rusty sheriff's badge. Created in reference and homage to "Patrick Star" the starfish from Spongebob Squarepants.

I never thought I'd get my Brown Patrick clean after that shit!

What a fucking Brown Patrick he is!

by Blacksheepsergeant - JG April 20, 2008

BMX PATRICK

The bestestest person in the world. He's hardcore, buff and can be violent and can be a real trickster. Patrick makes me giggle all the time and sometimes causes me to pee(standing up)haha.

he's a real goof ball

by KARISSA April 16, 2005

being with Patrick

To suffer through extraordinary discomfort while being fed a pot roast.

Man, I was hungry for a pot roast, but being with Patrick I had to accept a cincinatti bow-tie along with it.

by Jiri July 16, 2008