patata

Vagina. Derived from the Italian word 'patata' which translates as potato. Someone, somewhere, thought that a potato resembled a vagina, and brought the term into common usage.

Pull your pants up, I don't want to see your patata!

by Googles January 14, 2004

Palpatine

Greatest villain ever, took on Yoda in single combat and won, turned Luke Skywalker into a whining screaming bitch, nearly wiped out the entire rebellion, came back to life using clones at least 3 times, Subjugated an entire galaxy by himself, enslaved all the wookiees (yes, thats spelled right) and could show up Hitler, Mussolini, Yamamoto, and Stalin up in any game of risk even if they all teamed up and took George's advice on how to assfuck the world. Our president's role model and mine as well --definately a BAMF
Kim Jong Il should take some notes
(also makes an appearance on Robot Chiken)

world leaders,"hey! wtf! why are there star detroyers in orbit and Stormtroopers trashing out cities!"

any sober person," aww fuck! Palpatine sent his BAMF general Samuel L Jackson to kick our monkey asses!"

misguided and uninformed,"why dont we just fight back?"

the sober,"psshhh why dont you bend over and hand your new emperor the lube"

by Aztarael August 2, 2006

patati

A vagina with shit in it. Shitty vag.

Jack: I was going to go down on Jessica, but she had a real patati.

Edgar: Ya, I heard that it's hard to tell the difference between her poop chute and that patati.

by poonwang November 11, 2009

patpatia

A name commonly used to define pimps, gangsters, or thugs.
Pronouced PUT-PUT-IA.

Man.. i'm a patpatia...
WOA--did u see that patpatia???

by Bill Adams November 5, 2006

patato sex

When you shove your entire hand with a patato strapped to your wrist and pushing it all the way up some ones asshole. (People do this usually because they are fucking freaks)

"AHHHHH THAT PATATO IS SO BIG. I LOVE PATATO SEX"

by Thiccer_dicker May 24, 2017

patato

You're bored so you search patato in urban dictionary .
Also there is a well know phrase containing this word

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

oh potato, patato

by Someonesomewhere101 December 23, 2019

Palpatinism

A monotheistic religion in which Palpatine from Star Wars is the one and only god. Believers in Palpatinism tend to believe Palpatine is the real good guy and Rey could have taken his tile of the senate.

Revenge of the Sith is the Palpatinism equivalent of the bible.

by Coolcmr00 May 7, 2020