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passport

Identification you are forced to use to enter bars and concerts because you have previously lost your driver's license, work ID and old fake ID from college during drunken nights out.
"I have to find my passport so I can go out tonight."
"Dude, you need to stop getting so bombed and losing your ID's."
by Scores December 23, 2005
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Passport

A small Honda SUV from the early 2000's that wants to be a Jeep. It's not particularly good at offroading and it's not particularly good at driving in the city. It has terrible gas mileage.

Also, it's basically an Izuzu Rodeo with a different badge.
"Dude let's go mudding in my Honda Passport!"

"Why? Last time I had pull you out with my minivan."
by LenisWenis October 27, 2017
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Nigerian Passport

by tanqueray01 May 6, 2011
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Passport Bro

Passport Bro phenomenon is of men who are tired of the 80/20 pareto rule in dating and are choosing to go abroad to Asia (mainly Southeast Asia) where women appreciate their value more. This is due to Hoeflation, as explained elsewhere.

The Austrian school of economics believes any increase in the money supply not supported by an increase in the production of goods and services leads to an increase in prices.

Likewise, suppose there is an increase in the quality of men but no increase in the quality of women. This causes an increase in the demand for good women as there is a decent amount of good men. Thus, the price of good women will now increase.

Remember the law of demand (the law of demand states that quantity purchased varies inversely with price), so men will go where there value is appreciated more where they do not have to deal with enormous rip-offs.

The decline in quality of Western women and the rise of quality in Asian women is as stark as the takeover of Japanese automobiles being more valuable than American automobiles around the 1980s. More value for one's money, a greater return on an investment (ROI - more bang for your buck).
Friend 1: Im sick of being rejected

Friend 2: duuude just become a Passport Bro like me
by davidmilldurger March 30, 2023
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Hanukkah and Passover Jew

A Jew who only attends Temple during Hanukkah and Passover. They see this as the only 'mandatory' days to attend. Similar to the Christmas and Easter Christians.
you know Jim, he's a Hanukkah and Passover Jew. Today he's at Temple praying to God and tomorrow he will be eating a huge salami.
by thegeckoj December 4, 2010
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Passport constipation

When you have applied for a passport with the US Government 6 months ago and you are leaving tomorrow and still can't squeeze out a passport for your spring break trip!
Hey Tracy: Have you received your passport yet for our trip to Punta Cana on Friday?

Tracy: Hell no, the US governemnet has passport constipation! They can't seem to squeeze out the passport I applied for 6 months ago!-
by MaxtheCameraMan April 4, 2009
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passport law

a new post-9/11 rule that says you can't leave or enter the U.S.A. without a passport. Just to go to Canada you have to spend $100 on a passport and wait for weeks to get it.
I live 4.5 hours away from the Canadian border and just to go up there and spend an afternoon I have to carry a passport now, thanks to this new passport law. That really sucks big time!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 13, 2008
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