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Mashing Pissers

An alternate way of describing sexual intercourse.
Friend 1: Hey, why hasn't Owen gotten here yet?
Friend 2: Beats me. He's probably mashing pissers with his girl right now.
Friend 1: Wow, he's so cool!
by Oalder February 26, 2021
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floor pisser

"Bryan, I just used the bathroom and I want to warn you that the floor underneath the urinal was soaking wet! The floor pisser has struck again!"
by Bolton October 1, 2003
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Making Passes

Flirt or make advances to someone, especially of a sexual nature.
Sock: I've got him passing balls to a ghost in gym class-
Mephistopheles: He's making passes at you?
by IShipSockathan April 2, 2019
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enough time has passed

This infamous sentence was uttered by the most coldest and perect edge character, Chihiro Rokuhira from a successful jump manga known to mankind, Kagurabachi.
Enough time has passed, Kagura Bachi is already more influential and iconic than Naruto and One Piece combined.
by KaguraBachiIsPeakFiction September 21, 2023
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passaroundpartybottom

a male ('passive') slut, generally one who participates in sex parties with multiple ('dominant') partners. a man who's been had, and often. sexually indiscriminate.
"steve's such a passaroundpartybottom, we won't let him sit on the sofa for fear he'll suck it up"
by stendhalismo September 15, 2009
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pissery

Excuse me, where the fuck is the pissery?
by calibration one nine March 23, 2009
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rug pisser

A person (Chinaman or not) who pisses on a rug which may or may not "tie the room together", thus rendering the rug useless. (See Carpet Pisser)
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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.

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DUDE: Well sir, it's this rug I have, really tied the room together-

LEBOWSKI: You told Brandt on the phone, he told me. So where do I fit in?

DUDE: Well they were looking for you, these two guys, they were trying to--

LEBOWSKI: I'll say it again, all right? You told Brandt. He told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?

DUDE: So you know they were trying to piss on your rug--

LEBOWSKI: Did I urinate on your rug?

DUDE: You mean, did you personally come and pee on my--

LEBOWSKI: Hello! Do you speak English? Parla usted Inglese? I'll say it again. Did I urinate on your rug?

DUDE: Well no, like I said, Woo peed on the rug--

EBOWSKI: Hello! Hello! So every time--I just want to understand this, sir-- every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the--

DUDE: Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here.

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by UrbanAchiever March 2, 2005
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