Butters many Parsnips

something that turns you on

guy 1: See that girl over there?
guy 2: Yeah, what about her?
guy 1: I bet that girl butters many parsnips.

by Tilly Maxwell January 7, 2013

Parsnips

A sexy geez with a wham forehead and a dad bod. This species are absolutely batshit crazy. They’ve also been known to fuck anything that moves.

Or in some cases doesn’t move 😳

That boy is such a parsnips.... I still want his babies.

by Taylor 96 November 6, 2018

peter parsnips

an old erect male in his 80’s locked in a dungeon awaiting his escape so he can go back to sexually assaulting his rose bush

“ somebody let me out of this fucken rape dungeon so i can touch my beautiful bush again “ said peter parsnips #eskettit #niggers #touchme

by dirtity bitch November 17, 2017

Persnipity

A popular quote from the television series “Braxton Family Values”, and serves as a mispronunciation of the word “Persnickety”.

“Why are you getting so persnipity with me?”

by mpgistricap October 1, 2023

parsnipity

1a : fussy about small details

b : having the characteristics of a snob
2 : requiring great precision

The baseball pitcher was being parsnipity; when he moved his hat down just slightly.

by severelyakward April 29, 2019

Parsippany High School

A school where you can curse at a teacher, disrespect any one in the building, or do practically anything that shouldn't be allowed and your punishment will be spending the period in the office, if anything at all. However, you can get I.S.S. for breathing to heavy or not bringing a textbook to class. It is full of minorities (Mostly Indians) and Wiggers. Only 30% of students don't abuse a drug, and thats not including alcohol. The lunch ladies scream and beat each other, and teachers constantly threaten each other. Our vala dictorian is going to Georgetown. yes, Georgetown.

Wigger: You bro u got the dope?
Teacher: I heard that...
Wigger: Fuck off, Miss Bitch
Taacher: OK, as you were.
Indian: I love Parsippany High School, I get A with curry in my eyes!

by normalwhitekid May 23, 2013

Lake Parsippany

Lake Parsippany AKA LP is its own town within in a town. It follows its own set of rules, enforced by B.O.T., The Boys of Troy.

The place to be is Lake Parsippany!

by Dan Fisher April 19, 2005