papercut

The most painful thing a living thing can ever experience.

Fred: HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M GONNA DIE I JUST GOT A PAPERCUT

John: You'll be fi-

John: Holy shit.

by plantification December 1, 2022

death by a thousand papercuts

when something has so many issues that would be minor on their own that it becomes terrible.

Guy: So, whats wrong with it?
IT Guy: Man, this PC has so many damn bugs. It's a death by a thousand papercuts type deal.

by balls man 1564 October 26, 2022

papercut

what you get when the paper is being a bully

ooOoOoowie I got a fukin papercuttttt
oh the paaaain
call an ambulanc

by dj crackpot November 23, 2018

Hairy Papercut

Minge. Of a slightly prettier variety than the hairy axe wound.

Show's yer hairy papercut love

by Slapsalmon March 27, 2009

Papercut

Euphemism for a very small vaginal opening.

The size of Nigel's member was clearly causing her papercut to tear.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Papercut

A random trend someone in your class made up

"I am a papercut survivor"

by EchoPod February 8, 2017

papercut

A very thin cut; can be used to describe a tight vagina.

Dude, that chick last night.. it was like sticking my cock into a papercut.

She had a cunt like a single hair stuck to a papercut.

by meatstick June 13, 2003