Paeton

Really really short. Like 4 foot nothing. Super kind until your friends with her. Then she bullies you. Other than that, she sucks at watching stranger things. Doesn’t know how to stay quiet during mamma Mia plays, loves Victoria secret roses a little too much, and most of all… maybe is good at ringette?? To be honest I've never seen her play. She’s fun to hang around with, does stupid enough things to make you die laughing, and once she gets comfortable with you, will start admit kinks… but all in all she’s quite the something. She’s super fun to be around and do whatever you want. Her flicks also hurt like a bitch. Anyways paeton has long hair. Pretty cool eyes, braces (loser), and an actual sense of style (although I pick most outfits). Her bed is typically comfortable as all hell. She’s pretty flirty when she’s drunk.

Marshall: hey I have 20 dollars

Paeton: Yeah I stole it
Marshall: oh okay :(

by MarshallBirch May 29, 2022

Pigeto

The word used to describe a racing pigeon / sales pigeon

Pigeto, The salesman’s racing pigeon won the pigeon grand prix

by Salespigeon September 19, 2022

Pareto part

The main source of value or importance in something being considered. The Pareto principle is that 80% of the effects come from 20% of the causes, sometimes shortened as "the 80/20 rule"

YOU: This yard is full of weeds. It'll take us two days to clear them out.
ME: Let's just do the Pareto part surrounding the walkway: that should only take 4 hours and 48 minutes.

by billbrown October 10, 2023

paeton

an absolute moron. a poser. a no life leech who will abandon you out of the blue. do not trust him.

person 1: hey did you meet that new guy paeton
person 2: don’t you know? never trust a paeton

by doug cereal May 30, 2024

404.pagenotfound

404 is amazing! They make TikTok videos and is very very funny!

404.pagenotfound

Is funny
They are amazing

by Jschlatts_foot_ July 29, 2021

same pageology

When a meeting is had to get everyone on the same page but everyone was on the same page.

‘We just had a zoom and found out we were already in agreement on the subject.’ ‘That meeting was for the sake of same pageology’

by Must Stank April 14, 2023

The Panetonne

The Panetonne is a sexual act which can only be done at Christmas time. It is when you tell your partner/lover to sit and close their eyes, as you get their Christmas present. As they are waiting you cum on there face

My boyfriend surprised me on Christmas morning by giving me The Panetonne

by Kenny of Suchness May 9, 2023