Paedofinder General

A character from the BBC show 'Monkey Dust' representative of the burgeoning witch-hunt mentality against alleged paedophiles in the UK.

"By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub - who is *sure* - I now pronounce you...a paedophile

by Dan February 1, 2005

sweating like a Paedophile in a playground

What happens when you get really hot.

Christ it's hot. I'm sweating like a Paedophile in a playground.

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Fucking-Pardon

Abbreviation of the phrase, "I beg your fucking pardon?!" Typically used to respond in a pseudo-polite way to something that was hideously offensive.

"Yo bitch, you got a great pair of titties."
"I beg your fucking-pardon?"

by Spanish Masturbation King October 8, 2009

paedophobe

Correct: One who has an irrational fear of children

Incorrect: One who has an irrational fear of paedophiles, correct term is paedophileophobe(dumb when you think about it, as no fear of paedophiles is irrational)

Paedophobe: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! A 4 YEAR OLD!!!!!!!

Me: Dude.......no....

by Zankou February 6, 2007

Pardon my ghetto

A phrase used as a preposition before a speaker delves into full-fledged American Ebonic-English and/or into African-American subject material derived from ghettos.

Pardon my ghetto, but pink lemonade is the new red Kool-Aid

by BlackFrankLuntz November 7, 2012

Paedo crawl

The act of driving one's car at a shockingly low speed to the extent at which the driver could perhaps be mistaken for a paedophile looking for new victims.

"Mate speed up, people think we're doing a Paedo crawl"

by jdjskwbdjw February 8, 2015

paedophile

Kiddie fiddler - usually linked to primary school education

Alan Jackson loved his job, because he could watch the six year-olds changing for gym

by Ian Jackson December 11, 2003