PAEDOWND

To slip a length to a fifteen year old. The word allegedly hails from Scotland.

Oh god did you hear about PZ? She got PAEDOWND

by Jimmy Hill April 26, 2005

paedophilic eyes

Eyes belonging to a paedeophile. This unique kind of eye indicates a sex offender without exception, is always a certain hue called "paedophilic blue" and can be used as an early warning system to detect and avoid paedophiles. See paedophile

I'd watch that librarian - check it out, he has proper paedophilic eyes.

by Victor Stone January 7, 2006

paedolove

Someone who has an infactuation for young girls.

Paedolove is a misunderstood conception. It does not mean you molest young girls.

by paedostone October 28, 2003

Paedofuncle

An uncle who is overly interested in their niece or nephew.

I learnt a lot in my uncle Tony's black room when I was younger. Looking back it turns out he was a Paedofuncle.

by Garden Rake May 11, 2014

Paedoph-Iliya

A crime involving being a bit pedo to your younger brother or sister. Can only be committed by parkour-loving russian boys

That parkour loving Russian boy nonced his little brother, and is hereby guilty of committing paedoph-iliya

by Froloving it March 21, 2019

Paedo van

Often described as the vehicle choice of paedos. Usually a plain white transit van with no stand out characteristics. Often used by many companies

Have you seen maris work paedo van.

by Havince September 7, 2020

paedococranecrophiliac

well it is how it reads, having sex with dead childrens poo

walking past a shop i noticed a paedococranecrophiliac, it was the oddest sight i had ever seen

by oddjob01 August 5, 2007