poop purgatory

The time shortly before one has to poop. The urge may begin to set in and is accompanied by very smelly farts.

Man do my farts really stink...I must be in poop purgatory!

by tammykitt November 7, 2011

Radio Purgatory

The state during a long drive where there are absolutely no radio stations available. Always happens at the worst possible time.

Yo man, get the CDs, we are about to enter radio purgatory.

by crambeel August 10, 2012

Racial purgatory

When someone moves from one culture to another. After a certain amount of time they are still not accepted in their in new culture and when they go back home they are not accepted there either

After 20 years of living in the U.S.A I feel like I’m in racial purgatory because to Americans I’m Mexican and in Mexico I’m American.

by JWhogg June 12, 2018

Project Purgatory

A place between Car Shows and the Junkyard, where the builder’s project is entrapped in an eternal state of in-completion. Project Purgatory is a type of limbo where one’s hopes and dreams of glory are suspended due to financial or motivational hardships.

“No, Jim never did get his Nova drag car finished, it’s stuck in Project Purgatory...”

by toocheaptosmoke September 6, 2020

fun purgatory

When one has so many options in a game and/or real life where they want to explode into a massive atom cloud of fun to spread like a virus just so they can feel human again

Ex.)
P1 - “Yo Skyrim is so much fun”
P2 - “I feel like we need mods for it though”
P1 - “we’d be in fun purgatory for weeks if we brought that much excitement right now”

by SupercalifragilisticGoon May 29, 2023

Hangover Purgatory

1. When one is too hung over to get out of bed in the morning, but also too hung over to fall back asleep.

2. The unbelievable dizziness and nausea experienced the morning following a night of heavy alcohol intake, which makes sleeping unattainable and waking up unbearable

I had so many shots of tequila last night, I was in total hangover purgatory this morning

by Bones Malones March 16, 2012

Purgatory Pussy

The female equivalent of a Devil Dick.

A pussy that's so fucking addictive that it makes you put up with incredible amounts of suffering and torment by its owner, which is usually a crazy ass bitch.

#1 Dave's girlfriend went crazy, she destroyed his car, stole his phone and messaged every girl to leave her man the fuck alone.

#2 Wow! Why does he put up with that?
#1 She hooked him with that purgatory pussy...

by StijnSixSeven February 7, 2019