Pudge Dial

An annoying effect that occurs with most touch screens if your fingers are too big/fat to hit an individual key. See also fat finger.

"Ah shit, i just pudge dialed some random person when i was trying to call my mom."

Pudge Dial by littlepigswan May 9, 2010

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Pudge Puss

An overweight woman with horrible eating habits and haggard hygiene. Often they can be spotted wearing large T-shirts with kittens on the front. They smell like old milk and have sweaty pit stains just from walking.

Pudge pusses can be found lurking in shitty casinos, buffets, or greasy trailer parks.

Morty: Man I am glad we made it to our 20 year high school reunion.

Reggie: I know. We can laugh at all the people that are totally fucked.

Morty: Did you see J.J. Martinson? His nose fell off from doing too much coke and Heather Z. is a total pudge puss from smoking Oxy's! She used to be hot but not anymore!

Reggie: I know, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

Pudge Puss by Jrubadub August 1, 2010

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Pudge Pudge Pigwhale

A Pudge Pudge Pigwhale is a creature created by the brilliant mind of Terri Kirk. It is said that the Pudge Pudge Pigwhale makes a sound that resembles Terri grunting, "Uhhhhhhhh!!!!"

That wrestler has man boobs, he looks like Pudge Pudge Pigwhale.

Pudge Pudge Pigwhale by Steven Waring WBMSTR December 5, 2003