When a girl does the splits on top of your face with her pussy directly over your mouth and you stick your tongue out and push her up and down like a bench press
by Dapak March 26, 2019
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Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.
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by iluvcheesecake May 22, 2016
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Get the Pressing mug.When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.
My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.
by Sid Barrett October 25, 2007
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French Pressing (Fruh-inch prez-ing)
- verb
1. The act of dropping your beans on the upper lip of your partner.
2. To place your legumes vicariously upon the crest of your partners mouth-hole.
3. The tender sexual act of the male resting his scrotal satchel upon his partner's lip.
French Pressing (Fruh-inch prez-ing)
- verb
1. The act of dropping your beans on the upper lip of your partner.
2. To place your legumes vicariously upon the crest of your partners mouth-hole.
3. The tender sexual act of the male resting his scrotal satchel upon his partner's lip.
To Press your partner; Frenchly.
Often mistaken for the term french press.
"Yeah, I French Pressed the hell outta my ol' lady last night"
"That guy is a serious French Presser"
"So, can I French Press you tonight sweet heart?"
"My beans were damaged while attempting my French Pressing of your mother"
Often mistaken for the term french press.
"Yeah, I French Pressed the hell outta my ol' lady last night"
"That guy is a serious French Presser"
"So, can I French Press you tonight sweet heart?"
"My beans were damaged while attempting my French Pressing of your mother"
by DoctorChops February 8, 2010
Get the French Pressing mug.this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.
by grataballi October 23, 2005
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