Pothole Roulette

When driving along roads where it is impossible to avoid all of the potholes, Pothole Roulette is trying to miss the deep ones.

Common in the UK.

Sue: What happened to your tyre dude?
Bod: I was drivin' home and got tagged in pothole roulette!
Sue: You're gonna need a new alloy as well.

by roynotmoss July 4, 2010

pornholed

Forcing ones significant other to watch hours of hard-core porn.

Tim said we would have date night, I ended up just getting pornholed

by S_nner March 23, 2011

PornHole

is when you are watching porn and you are really into the zone then all of sudden you bust a nut and you feel full sensation

dude last night i was in a pornhole

by Cookierobot69 March 11, 2019

Swedish Pothole

A dark and dreary gaped-out asshole caused by the repeated anal penetration of a large penis; typically a Swedish one.

"Denise take it in the ass so much, bitch got a Swedish Pothole!"

by The Yeppa April 15, 2010

pothole

pothead + asshole = pothole

martin is such a stupid pothole

by lindsay21221 August 22, 2007

potholes in your lawn

Missing or misaligned teeth; a jacked up grill, esp. as the result of being punched in the mouth. A reference to the De La Soul song "Potholes in My Lawn".

If you don't shut up I'm finda put some potholes in your lawn.

by chrissypants August 17, 2006

porkhole

Your asshole, butthole, meathole.

Bend over, I want to fuck you in the porkhole.

by JimmyFingerBus September 1, 2008